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As a young man Jesus was a carpenter, that means someone out there must have a cabinet built by Jesus. Wouldn't that be the coolest collectible, a bookshelf made by the messiah, amirite?

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I COULD PUT MY BIBLE IN IT

OMG WANT

My Book of Satan has to go somewhere ...

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +7Reply

and it probably held the Torah at some point...

Wouldn't the wood have rotted after 2000 years?

@DylanSaysHeepwah Wouldn't the wood have rotted after 2000 years?

Nope. That's Jesus wood.
Jesus wood stays good forever.....wait. That sounds wrong.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +6Reply

you shouldve ended it with 'Jesus', as opposed to 'the messiah'. you had me up to that point.

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i get the joke. but i was less inclined to find it funny because it seems just a little preachy, even if unintended.

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@1275924

I'm definitely NOT looking for an argument. I wished to express my views on the post to the OP, not pick a fight with everyone else. It's sad when people expressing an opinion turns into 'you're a troll who wants an argument'

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well, #1, 'dogs are cool' has no relation to this whatsoever. #2, like i said, i honestly didnt come here for an argument. so thats what i think, thats what you think. youre not changing my mind, im not changing yours, goodbye.

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@well, #1, 'dogs are cool' has no relation to this whatsoever. #2, like i said, i honestly didnt come here for an...

News announcer: "Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, has died."

You: "Hold on, who said Jackson was the King of Pop? I don't think they should be allowed to say that, since many people think that other singers are the King of Pop"

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@you shouldve ended it with 'Jesus', as opposed to 'the messiah'. you had me up to that point.

Personally, I think this post is ridiculous because obviously a collectible is something from the past, not the future.

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@1276277

I wasn't talking about Jesus, I was talking about the bookshelf "made by the messiah."

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@1276363

Nice guess

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