+305 You shouldn't date someone who is the same age as your shoe size, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially for women, that would be some major pedophilia. Unless of course you're like under 10 years old or have some really huge feet for a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unless your shaq..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was gonna say Shaq 5 or ten years ago perhaps. He's 39, and I think his shoe size is like 23 or 25 so I guess it'd be a stretch but he could get away with it if you go with the half-plus-seven concept or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He probably wouldn't want to date someone his shoe size either. Unless he wants to date a cougar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, most 7 year olds are too mature for their ages these days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wear a 42 and I'm 16. I have HUGE feet for a girl my age

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So I can't date 9 year olds? Guess I'll have to make do with the 10 year olds then :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if your shoes are European sizes? At some point in my life I'd be old enough to date a 36-year-old...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

there's a freshman at my school who's like a size 16 or 17.

by Anonymous 12 years ago