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Also about small, turn, and heart+496A small girl walks into a Pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit", amirite?
Also about small+104Women with small breasts wear bras that are too big. Women with big breasts wear bras that are too small... amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+1,440There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?
Also about turn+541How does disney turn 5 minute long stories (i.e. "Sleeping Beauty") and turn them into two hour long movies? amirite?
Also about villain+331It would probably ruin the mood if whenever the protagonist discovered the villain in a movie, and the villain started clapping sarcastically saying, "Oh, well done, well done," the lights were clap activated, making them flicker on and off embarrassingly, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+10If I rushed for work in the morning the same way that I rush to get to the liquor store before they close, I would never be late, amirite?
Also about heart+371"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also by CanadianPimp+18Penalty for bigamy: Two mothers-in-law. OUCH, amirite?