Did anybody else think OP was saying something about a female asian before they saw the username?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also thought it was a quote by Megan on Drake and Josh or something because they said "boob"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 OMG I was so confused.. But then I saw yer name and was like oh I geddit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SpongeBob SquarePants: Take it easy, friend, I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be juust fine. Phil: I'm really scared here, man. SpongeBob SquarePants: You got a name? Phil: Phil SpongeBob SquarePants: You got a family Phil? Phil: [can't speak, too scared] SpongeBob SquarePants: [snapping his fingers] Come on Phil, stay with me, lets hear about that family! Phil: I got a wife, and two beautiful children SpongeBob SquarePants: Thats what it's all about. I want you to do me a favour Phil. Phil: What? SpongeBob SquarePants: Say cheese. [Slowly places the cheese in the Krabby Patty while a sound like a heartrate monitor starts speeding up in the backround] SpongeBob SquarePants: [after coming out of the Krusty Krab restaurant with the now smiling Phil holding a Krabby Patty with cheese] Order Up! Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who deserves to wear that manager pin. Squidward Tentacles: I couldn't agree more. Fish: Hooray

by Anonymous 13 years ago

[Crowd cheers] SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a minute, everybody. I need to say something first. I just don't know how to put it. Squidward Tentacles: I thing I know what you're going to say. After your life-changing journey, you found that you really didn't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along. SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you kidding? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager? This is the happiest day of my life!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I rest my case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up you dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

? Just saying, sometimes a kids what you need.

by Anonymous 13 years ago