If you are also in wonderment in regards to how people get down after climbing Mount Everest, you'd agree. If not, you'd disagree. Not that abstract of a concept brahhhhhh
When you reach the peak of Mt. Everest, the highest point on the Earth, you meet God. God gives you a remote, and then you just hit rewind, and down you go.
Step 1: Buy an "I climbed Mt. Everest" shirt from a gift shop.
Step 2: Place the shirt at the very bottom of the mountain right before you climb.
Step 3: Climb Mt. Everest.
Step 4: Receive remote.
Step 5: Rewind to exact moment you were placing the shirt.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT!!! Or evidence that you climbed. Whatevs.
Mark Twain once climbed a mountain. At the top he handed out umbrellas and asked the climbing party to test a theory of his by jumping off the edge of the cliff.
They called him a loony and climbed back down, taking his umbrellas with them.
Look, no offense, but I'd rather not have my comment associating with a meme that's so old that, in food metaphors, it's sprouting tubers and supporting a colony of mold in the back of the vegetable drawer.
aww man i bet in the future when global warming has done its stuff but we are gettin used to it we will do that itll become a water slide park typa thing but with snow instead, aww snap that would be so rad :D
JOIN THE NATIVES, screw outside world, once you were on mount Everest you stayed there, over time nature would kill off anyone without the necessary abilities and/or body types to survive its cold altitude. During evolution, your predecessors lungs will grow larger, their stature smaller and their feet huge. Maybe kill off abominable snow men for food, that should last them a couple years, or ask them where to fish, either ways fine. ;)
They kill themselves (jump off the cliff, take off their clothes so they freeze to death, etc.) so they can just respawn at their last save point - which is hopefully at base camp or somewhere near there, if they have autosave on, they're pretty much screwed (since autosave saves every 50 feet from their last spot).
To all you people saying "Helicopters!"
I'm only gonna say this once: Helicopters can NOT get anywhere near the top of Mt. Everest. The air is too thin for the rotors to generate any lift.
Your wording makes it sound like there was only one famous select group of guys who climbed Mt. Everest and that there aren't any more people who plan to climb the mountain. But you're the one with the POTD, so I'll shut up now.
You're like the myspace of web-search engines. Although, at least you're useful for other stuff, like mail, or stupid news articles that have no relevance to people's lives.
Of course we do. It's obvious. A woman is obviously a female and women is what you say when you're surprised to see a group of guys that has a quantity of which is equal to a numerical value that is greater than that of one.
They choose the most unpopular person and they serve as a sled.
He built a large slide as he went up and then just used it on the way down. simple.
And how am I supposed to agree or disagree with a question?
That best have been the best fucking slide ever.
Every post on amirite is a question :P
Ya, but that was like a double question. A question in a question... INQUESTION
we need to go deeper
or maybe shock they climbed down.
If you are also in wonderment in regards to how people get down after climbing Mount Everest, you'd agree. If not, you'd disagree. Not that abstract of a concept brahhhhhh
There's actually wifi haha
How would wifi help them get down?
"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"
Big ass ladder
No, it would probably be made out of metal...
What's the fun of that?
They could Google how to get down.
When you reach the peak of Mt. Everest, the highest point on the Earth, you meet God. God gives you a remote, and then you just hit rewind, and down you go.
I'm a little short on remotes, so how about a hairdryer?
But you would never have any evidence of climbing the mountain in that given scenario.
Step 1: Buy an "I climbed Mt. Everest" shirt from a gift shop.
Step 2: Place the shirt at the very bottom of the mountain right before you climb.
Step 3: Climb Mt. Everest.
Step 4: Receive remote.
Step 5: Rewind to exact moment you were placing the shirt.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT!!! Or evidence that you climbed. Whatevs.
They never did. The people who "came back down" are actually just veeeery good look-a-likes.
lolmodsabusingknowledgeoffuterPOTDs
Global Warming.
Mark Twain once climbed a mountain. At the top he handed out umbrellas and asked the climbing party to test a theory of his by jumping off the edge of the cliff.
They called him a loony and climbed back down, taking his umbrellas with them.
cool story bro
Yeah....
Look, no offense, but I'd rather not have my comment associating with a meme that's so old that, in food metaphors, it's sprouting tubers and supporting a colony of mold in the back of the vegetable drawer.
Hey, at least get him/her some ice for that burn.
They fell.
my theory exactly!
they just climb down the path they took to get up. i read a book on Mt. Everest. they get down the same way they got up.
Did you really have to read a book to figure that out?
nope, the book confirmed it. and it was for school.
you actually tried for a school assignment? way to do work!
ya u should try it sometime :)
i dunno...sounds like more work than im used to...
When you get to the top, there's a button that flips the entire mountain upside down. You just have to hang on and jump off at the right time.
But if it's Chuck Norris, he just jumps down.
No. He would round-house kick the shit out of Mt. Everest to a point where it is on ground level and then just go and get himself a burrito
you fall into a deep sleep. why do you think they call it ever-rest?
Gravity, obviously.
They took sleds up with them and slid all the way down. How cool would that be - ya know, if they managed to survive the ride.
aww man i bet in the future when global warming has done its stuff but we are gettin used to it we will do that itll become a water slide park typa thing but with snow instead, aww snap that would be so rad :D
Futer*
Obviously they sled down. I mean why the hell else would you climb up a mountain that big?
the great phone signals
Once you reach the top you win the ability to fly.
If the Proclaimers can walk 1000 miles for love, I'm sure they can go down a mountain for their lives.
Flying abominable snowman
or flying guinea pig^
Yes! Lol.
They bungee-jumped down. And up. And down. And up. And down. And up. And finally down. Forever. After all, who would want to climb up there AGAIN.
JOIN THE NATIVES, screw outside world, once you were on mount Everest you stayed there, over time nature would kill off anyone without the necessary abilities and/or body types to survive its cold altitude. During evolution, your predecessors lungs will grow larger, their stature smaller and their feet huge. Maybe kill off abominable snow men for food, that should last them a couple years, or ask them where to fish, either ways fine. ;)
...Bigfoot?
big FEET, i don't really get evolution either so lets not question it.
They kill themselves (jump off the cliff, take off their clothes so they freeze to death, etc.) so they can just respawn at their last save point - which is hopefully at base camp or somewhere near there, if they have autosave on, they're pretty much screwed (since autosave saves every 50 feet from their last spot).
When you reach the top of the mountain, you win a prize. The prize is the ability to fly for the next five minutes.
To all you people saying "Helicopters!"
I'm only gonna say this once: Helicopters can NOT get anywhere near the top of Mt. Everest. The air is too thin for the rotors to generate any lift.
Your wording makes it sound like there was only one famous select group of guys who climbed Mt. Everest and that there aren't any more people who plan to climb the mountain. But you're the one with the POTD, so I'll shut up now.
They could have just taken a helicopter down.. but that still leaves the question, why didn't they just take the helicopter up?
Because it ain't about how fast you get there, ain't about what's waiting on the other SIIIIIDE. IT'S THE CLIIIIMB (I feel awful about this.)
I mean, they obviously dig straight through the fucking mountain like the badasses they are.
Google it, amirite?
Why does nobody love me?
You're like the myspace of web-search engines. Although, at least you're useful for other stuff, like mail, or stupid news articles that have no relevance to people's lives.
There. I loved you. Pathetic.
http://myfacewhen.com/186/
they climb
there are all these videos of them going up, but never any of them going down, amirite?
There's no air service there. They just climb down.
there is a point where the air gets too thin to lift helicopters.
Thanks atmosphere!
What goes up must come down
They do a barrel roll.
I like the idea that they ride abominable snowmen down the mountain better, personally.
Because there's no kitchen on Mount Everest ;)
Hahaha feminists crack me up :)
Haha yes. I find most people are funny when you dont take them seriously.
Your subtly abrasive sense of realism is what makes me love you all the more.
Heheh. Yogurt.
They fell
I always imagined a sled.
This is why we don't take Billy to things like this.
See that, Billy?! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
I never imagined a sled.
My Father climbed Mt. Everest and he climbed back down it the same way he had came up
They ride the dead bodies down.
It makes thing sosososo much easier.
I'd know.
You're real sick, you know that?
Penguin style!
Probably you considering you seem to like doing things an unnecessary number of times.
Try the touch site. I've never had any trouble with it.
On the birght side, at least all the repeated comments are Anonymous. Well they were.
I push them off. Duh.
And that children, is how avalanches work. ;-)
Actually, no. Avalanches work when something of nature or of humans causes a lot of snow to fall down. Not by pushing someone off.
I was implying that the persons's body caused larges amounts of snow to fall off of the mountain. Don't be a debbie downer.
Sorry, I didn't quite understand what you meant.
At least you're nice for a dictator.
Same way they got up, except gravity was on their side.
Same way they got up?
parachutes, of course...
it would take them 324556765323 years to climb down and then they'd all die.
Best POTD Ever!!!
ima park my time macne ontop of you
But woman can't drive.
But men don't know the difference between woman and women.
I'm not a man, im a dinosaur.
Of course we do. It's obvious. A woman is obviously a female and women is what you say when you're surprised to see a group of guys that has a quantity of which is equal to a numerical value that is greater than that of one.
Thanks man ;)
Your welcome dude, some jerks had the nerve to downvote my comment, can you believe that?
Ignore them. They're just a bunch of assholes.
Hairy ones too probably.