A birthday is when people set your dessert on fire and stand around laughing and smiling while you desperately try to blow it out, amirite?

What kind of birthday is that?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A man's birthday, you fucking wuss.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lololol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah id be so happy if they did that

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL funny way to think about it....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And first, they sing to initiate the candle-blowing ceremony.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On your 69th birthday, the people blow something else.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And then you get punched in the arm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHHA, this made me giggle, especially because i just went through this cause todays my birthday ! [:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahha, thank you ! [: i hate sitting through the singing... its so awkward!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I totally read that as "desert" and I wondered what the hell kind of celebration are you talking about?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read it that way too. You're not alone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was just gonna post that lol :) I was like "wtf? why the hell would they set your desert on fire? Bastards."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'M COMMENTING ON THIS TO GET VOTES

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm replying to a stupid comment saying how stupid it is just to get votes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BRETT BBY I LOVE YOU

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA. I love how the word desperate was added!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every birthday is just one assasination attempt after another.. They start off small then the size of the fire increases as they start to want your money more and more. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zubat's chips ate polarthebear's jelly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MY CHIPS ARE ALIVE!?!?!?!? :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The hills are alive, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh shit!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

with the sound...OF music!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But at least you can spit on that dessert while the people are laughing and smiling. They have to eat it with you too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or when you don't have a cake so your friends just stick 16 candles in an orange for you. It was a fun birthday :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow. How did you friends even manage sticking that many candles (AND light them) onto an orange? And how did they even stick the candles into the orange? Were these extreme candles with extra-sharp spikes at their ends?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Umm they surprised me with it but I think they just jabbed them in from the looks of it haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Spanking train? Sound kinky.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you never done that? My family and a bunch of my friends' families do it. It's wear everyone lines up and you crawl through their legs while they spank you. On your birthday. It hurts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH, that's what it is. I was thinking much worse. I'm guessing it's a lot like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxwnGh7GIU

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THAT'S IT! I totally forgot that they are actually called Spanking Machines. Hehee. I'll change my followup right now. But, yes, that's what I'm talking about.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've never heard of it, but I have a sudden urge to come to your next birthday.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this was posted on my biiiirthdaaay ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd like a ticket for first-class seats on this so-called "Spanking Train" please. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Bahahaha! Sorry, it's not so kinky... I guess many people haven't heard of the Spanking Machine/Train? Maybe it's just popular where I'm from...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, now that you mention it, I think it would be fun to try this on my birthday. But then it would be kinda awkward/weird asking my friends, "Hey, can you guys get into an orderly line as I crawl through your legs while you guys slap my butt?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAH. Yes, that WOULD be pretty awkward. Maybe you should be really sneaky about it and a few days before your birthday bring it up in casual conversation... Like, "Yeah... ah huh... speaking of Obama... do you guys know what a Spanking Machine is? It's crazy... but awesome..." and then, on your birthday, you should be like, "Oh no... I shouldn't've told all of you about the Spanking Machine. Now you'll want to do it! Oh poopcicle..." ;) And presto. Awkwardness averted. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah, you know what, Smockers? I like you. You're one cool cat. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it's my birthday today(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's my birthday today!!!!!!! :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it happens to be today, which is, assuming the same amount of babies are born each day, about 16.5 million people. Happy birthday, all!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hhahhaha speaking of obama... :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha, this post is perfect for today. It's actually my birthday :D.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HBD, leo

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh god, that made me laugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The older you get, the more intense the blaze.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

copied.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's even better when you get those candles that keep relighting and the person keeps trying to blow them out until they're out of breath. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, Donna, that's twice you've gotten POTD! You're much cooler than I am now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/06/funny-dog-pictures-noms-fire/ pic is related.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bahaha this post is awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you completely fucked this one over with the terrible, terrible follow up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

100

by Anonymous 14 years ago