+146 Why do people say ill cut you with a rusty spoon, im pretty sure a fork or knife would hurt more. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like rusty spoons...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like rusty tea kettles..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like rusty taps...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like when my brother comes back from the war... But not floor sugar that tastes rather queer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like playing with my finger puppets.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like to listen to my radio... I listen to the war and sometimes, if I'm an early bird, I listen to Croxley at breakfast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's rusty and blunt. It would hurt more to tear your flesh with something that isn't sharp because you're having to hack at it instead of just a quick slice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah to actually cut someone with a rusty spoon would be more prolonged and therefore more like torture than a quick cut of a knife

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why a spoon, cousin? Cuz it'll hurt more.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You've never heard someone say "I'll cut you with a rusty spoon", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...actually...my friend said that to me yesterday...but then i told he i would cut her with my awsome lase vision and she badked down...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It appears I was not rite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'll gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

salad fingers.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Any rusty piece of metal would hurt...why? TETANUS.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I say "I'll castrate you with a wooden, splintery spoon!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i say ill castrate you with a rusty spoon and force you to eat it,.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

.....my friends tell me they are gonna scrape my eyes out with spoons....in my sleep...

by Anonymous 14 years ago