If you've ever subtracted 9 months from your birthday, you are usually scarred for life, amirite?

Pregnancy is ten months. Get learned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a birthday present to my dad. My sister was a present to my mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was born on my dad's birthday...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhhhhh if your such an adult...why dont you get some class, stop arguing with us "younger people", get off this website, and go take care of all the children that you carried for "10 months" and talk to them maybe they'll explain to you that in school we learn NINE months...maybe not considering your awful speech (Get Learned...wtf?) and you thinking it's ten months..i'm guessing your some country hick, and just got internet and does not know what to do with it, but let me give you some advice, DON'T TRY TO CORRECT SOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE WRONG! Thank you, that is all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh and my mom had sex on her bday July 8th, and my birthday is April 7th hmmm short 1 day of NINE MONTHS so I don't wan't to hear this ten month crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or you could just add 3 months and get the same results...but hmm why would you be scarred for life??!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was an anniversary present and my brother was a Valentine's Day present!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a Valentine's Day present, too! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahahaha i like how everyone's crapping on millisceney

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was born the day after my mom's birthday !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was born almost exactly 9 months after valentine's day. ...yummy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My birthday's in September. Let's just say my parents had a very happy New Year. =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was born on September too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My birthday's November 14th. Count back 9 months. Saucy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks guys. I enjoyed this whole "I'm gonna say exactly what this other person said so someone will think I'm smart". Really. It was so fascinating. Except for when I didn't read through them because I got bored. My children sleep at night, I have a job during the day with a 2 hour lunch break, and a husband to watch my kids when I want a break for a few minutes. So now that everyone has an explanation, leave me alone I'm bored with you. The accepted length of a month is four weeks. So from there, we can assume that 40 weeks is ten months. And don't insult the way I talk, I do what I do for me. Get over yourself because I used a phrase you don't like. Kiss my ass, mmk?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The accepted length of a month is not four weeks, it is the ESTIMATED. But in terms of gestation, you dont ESTIMATE things, and you DEFINITELY don't go by months, you go by weeks, and trimesters. Also, you cannot ASSUME that 40 weeks is ten months, this is science and math, if we ASSUMED, and "ACCEPTED" things, we would still assume that the world is flat, and the world is the center of the universe. You sound stupider and stupider everytime you open your fat mouth. And quite frankly, I believe everyone here will accept your apology when you stop trying to insist this whole 10 month bullshit, because it shows you accepted defeat and that you are submissing now trying to be nicer and more casual with the "assume that 40 weeks is ten months". You argument is getting shaky and casual. So you lose. Good day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How old are you Milisaracine?? You preach to be this mature adult, yet...when reading your comments and posts, you seem to be a 16 or 17 year old girl. For example...you commented on a post about playing the "Penis Game" where you shout PENIS really loudly, and you said "I just shout "pens, nobody knows the difference."." What adult, let alone mother, does that? And that is just one example out of many of your immature posts. I don't believe you have a child OR husband, your profile mentions NOTHING of either, all your profile says is how much you love yourself and only want to please yourself, you selfish cunt. I do believe you lied about your having a child, and/or husband.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, i think it's sad that someone can't take 2 seconds to google the human gestation period (but it's even sadder that you don't know it already), and simply admit, sorry guys I'm a douche. But instead you let your pride keep you from doing that, but I see no pride in being an immature bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*"sorry guys, I'm a douche"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. I'm narcissistic... I mentioned that. I'm immature, selfish and rude get over it. My about me is about me not my "tell me about your life story, family, friends, etc." Why is everyone getting butt hurt cuz I rounded a number. Fine, people, it's nine months, my bad. It's whatever. Just cuz I don't wear a suit and talk about 'tax exemptions' doesn't mean I'm not an adult. Growing up doesn't mean becoming boring, it means you step into the big boy pants life gave you and you become reaposible. Thank you for calling me a cunt, I love insults. Does everyone feel they've insulted me enough now? Wanna go post in my profile or vote down all my posts? Sounds fun, let's go! If it'll make you happy, I can change my about me to say more about my family and act more 'adult' for you? Would you feel better? At least I own up to what I say and do by not being anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I anonymous, if this is the real name of my username on amirite, "pericles4321". And I'm proud of you, and respect you now for admitting you were wrong. But next time, don't try to be rude/insult others intelligence and maturity when you are, in fact, wrong. =) P.S. I'm not logged in because I'm not on my computer, just didn't feel like signing in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you have a husband who watches your kids while you're "busy," why don't you stop causing arguements and go raise your children?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's my day off, I'm not causing arguments, and They're with his mother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its your day off, so you spend it on amirite going back and forth about how long women should be pregnant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, most of these comments were made weeks ago, people came in today and were all 'crycry you're wrong crycry' I'm spending my day off chatting with a friend who is also on this site, but I keep getting notifications from asshats. Like fox news.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, what a productive use of your time! Keep those dollars under that bed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o.O riiiiiight... Well, I'm going to start ignoring you now. K? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Time is money! If you have MY job ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have to keep in mind that when doctors say 40 weeks, they count only four 7-day weeks, which in turn would be only 28 days per month. every month has at least 30 to 31 days, so we are actually in the womb for only 9 months, if you use the remainder weeks to "fill in the gaps", per se. I'm pregnant and I've read alot about this so I'm not "ignorant", and even these people here who aren't parents yet probably know better than you, and the way you posted was quite rude so...maybe you should just quit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a nice evening before my dad leaves for a month to Europe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a mother's day present O_e

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My birthday is september 30... Happy new year for my parents I guess -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I subtracted nine months and 2 weeks (I was late by that much) and came to the conclusion that I was concieved on April 1st... I'm still not sure how I feel about that fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

September 29 here :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I subtracted 9 months and 1 day (because I was late that one day), and I would have been conceived March 21. Celebrating the vernal equinox maybe? But sometimes it can take a few days after the sex to actually get knocked up, so maybe my mom and dad had a bit too much fun on St. Patrick's day? But then again, I was a planned baby, so maybe it was just coincidence? Gah I don't know. I'm putting way too much thought into this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

father's day >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was a birthday present. ew?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welp, I was definitely an accident then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

April fools? oh dear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was conceived around September 27...No significance here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing special about mine either . . . my parents were probably just trying to have a baby and voila, here I am.

by Anonymous 11 years ago