+212 The glass isn't half empty, it's half full..of poison, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's half empty of poison. d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Saying a glass is half full of poison isn't so much pessimistic as it is paranoid. Unless it really is half full of poison, in which case you have good reason to be both pessimistic and paranoid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the realist doesn't care because no one said you had to drink what was in the glass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but if the glass is half full/ empty then said glass is twice as big as it needed to be

by Anonymous 12 years ago