I don't think people realize just how severe the situation is when a princess is trapped in a tower. I mean, you can't wait years and years for a prince to come along--everyone should be going to save her. If she spends too long up there, she'll lose her effing mind. Or starve...

+450 I don't think people realize just how severe the situation is when a princess is trapped in a tower. I mean, you can't wait years and years for a prince to come along--everyone should be going to save her. If she spends too long up there, she'll lose her effing mind. Or starve. Or jump out of the window that always seems to be there. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or turn old. Good luck finding someone to rescue you after you lose your only redeeming feature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't they ever use a ladder? I mean really, you'd rather climb up her hair?

by Anonymous 13 years ago