+614 When you simplify a sport, it just doesn't sound as fun, (track: running in circles) amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Track doesn't sound fun to begin with, to me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wrestling: two men having sex.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Baseball: Hit ball. Run. OR Catch ball. Throw. Try to get guy out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tennis: hitting a ball back and forth over a net

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Swimming: ... swimming.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sure you can make any sport sound lame, but you can also make them sound epic in simple words. Track: Running around a track as if you were being chased by wild tigers/cheetahs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I applaud you for trying, but that didn't really work out.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nascar: Same concept, except with race cars.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Id like ter know whutchur talkin' bout son. i thouroughly enjoy NESCURR. Its the most entertainin sport on the tv box. Dont make me pull out muh shotgun rifle that i kill deer and homosexuals with

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Football: Running or throwing a ball ten yards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tennis: hittin some balls hard, with an occasional grunt

by Anonymous 14 years ago

badminton: whacking a shuttlecock back and forth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dancing-"DANCING IS NOT A SPORT!" .... *raise hand* no patrick, watermelon is not a sport either.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that is NOT the quote. It's "is Mayonnaise an instrument?" "No patrick, mayonnaise in not an instrument." *raises hand* "Horseraddish is not an instrument either." *lowers hand*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Soccer: trying to get your team's ball into the other team's net.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You make it sound like there's more than one ball in soccer...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Curling..who am I kidding?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Track: Running like hell in an organized direction.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Debate: squabbling, then taking a bow

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hockey: Beating the crap out of each other with sticks trying to get a little black thing in a net.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Basketball: Putting a ball through a hoop

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Volleyball: getting a ball over a net

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bowling: rolling a ball to tip over pins

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Quidditch: trying to score a ball into raised hoops while avoiding other violent balls, during which two players seek out a small, elusive ball, with everyone flying on broomsticks. No wait, that still sounds awesome.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it makes them sound just as fun as they are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago