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When you simplify a sport, it just doesn't sound as fun, (track: running in circles) amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Track doesn't sound fun to begin with, to me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wrestling: two men having sex.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Baseball: Hit ball. Run. OR Catch ball. Throw. Try to get guy out.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tennis: hitting a ball back and forth over a net
by Anonymous13 years ago
Swimming: ... swimming.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sure you can make any sport sound lame, but you can also make them sound epic in simple words. Track: Running around a track as if you were being chased by wild tigers/cheetahs
by Anonymous13 years ago
I applaud you for trying, but that didn't really work out.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nascar: Same concept, except with race cars.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Id like ter know whutchur talkin' bout son. i thouroughly enjoy NESCURR. Its the most entertainin sport on the tv box. Dont make me pull out muh shotgun rifle that i kill deer and homosexuals with
by Anonymous13 years ago
Football: Running or throwing a ball ten yards.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tennis: hittin some balls hard, with an occasional grunt
by Anonymous13 years ago
badminton: whacking a shuttlecock back and forth
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dancing-"DANCING IS NOT A SPORT!"
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*raise hand*
no patrick, watermelon is not a sport either.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that is NOT the quote.
It's "is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No patrick, mayonnaise in not an instrument."
*raises hand*
"Horseraddish is not an instrument either."
*lowers hand*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Soccer: trying to get your team's ball into the other team's net.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You make it sound like there's more than one ball in soccer...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Curling..who am I kidding?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Track: Running like hell in an organized direction.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Debate: squabbling, then taking a bow
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hockey: Beating the crap out of each other with sticks trying to get a little black thing in a net.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Basketball: Putting a ball through a hoop
by Anonymous13 years ago
Volleyball: getting a ball over a net
by Anonymous13 years ago
bowling: rolling a ball to tip over pins
by Anonymous13 years ago
Quidditch: trying to score a ball into raised hoops while avoiding other violent balls, during which two players seek out a small, elusive ball, with everyone flying on broomsticks.
No wait, that still sounds awesome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think it makes them sound just as fun as they are.
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