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Also about circles, running, and track
-310Track is for people that can't play any sports so they resort to running around in circles as fast as they can. amirite?
Also about sport, fun, and sound
+624Hunting is a horrible sport. Taking a gun and killing innocent, defenseless animals doesn't even sound like fun, amirite?
Wrestling: two men having sex.
Swimming: ... swimming.
Track doesn't sound fun to begin with, to me.
Tennis: hittin some balls hard, with an occasional grunt
Tennis: hitting a ball back and forth over a net
Debate: squabbling, then taking a bow
Nascar: Same concept, except with race cars.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
Id like ter know whutchur talkin' bout son. i thouroughly enjoy NESCURR. Its the most entertainin sport on the tv box. Dont make me pull out muh shotgun rifle that i kill deer and homosexuals with
Curling..who am I kidding?
Track: Running like hell in an organized direction.
Volleyball: getting a ball over a net
Actually, Basketball: Get your ball into a hole, while running all around
Baseball: Hit ball. Run. OR Catch ball. Throw. Try to get guy out.
Pickle?
Pablo <3
Oh em jeezush. I was just playing with Pablo Sanchez on Backyard Soccer just now.
its actually used as a real term too. not just in backyard baseball
Sure you can make any sport sound lame, but you can also make them sound epic in simple words. Track: Running around a track as if you were being chased by wild tigers/cheetahs
I applaud you for trying, but that didn't really work out.
Football: Running or throwing a ball ten yards.
badminton: whacking a shuttlecock back and forth
Dancing-"DANCING IS NOT A SPORT!"
....
raise hand
no patrick, watermelon is not a sport either.
that is NOT the quote.
It's "is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No patrick, mayonnaise in not an instrument."
raises hand
"Horseraddish is not an instrument either."
lowers hand
scoore
Well i'm sorry that I didn't Major in Kid's TV Show quotes. I wasn't going to go searching for that episode to get it word for word, since anyways this was a post about sports and not instruments, but the situation was similar to that scene.
I would have taken your correction wholeheartedly, but when@785452 (BonslyGuy): said that I had been "pwned" ... I could not stand for it.
First of all, because we are not playing a game, and thus I was not owned by a player (player-owned) and not even owned by a user, simply corrected by a user.
Pwned is a demeaning term for this situation, and I know slang. If the situation were, maybe, an argument, of some sort, and I attempted to start one, rather weakly, and you came back with a very strong rebuttal which thus ended the argument right there and then, that would be an appropriate time to use the slang "pwn"
But such a time did not occur.
And that, is my case, your honor. Thank you.
woopdee freakin do.
And spongebob is legit, you SHOULD make it your goal to memorize some patrick quotes.
You probably didn't even read my comment. And technically, it's not a patrick quote, it's a squidward quote.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
actually, i did read your comment, and you just sounded like you were overreacting so iii said "woopdee freakin doo." and its both of their quotes, but patrick made the quote funny.
gosh guys i made that huge post simply for comedy in no seriousness at all...
hahahha ooooh i thought you were just being an asshole
Soccer: trying to get your team's ball into the other team's net.
You make it sound like there's more than one ball in soccer...
Hockey: Beating the crap out of each other with sticks trying to get a little black thing in a net.
Basketball: Putting a ball through a hoop
bowling: rolling a ball to tip over pins
Quidditch: trying to score a ball into raised hoops while avoiding other violent balls, during which two players seek out a small, elusive ball, with everyone flying on broomsticks.
No wait, that still sounds awesome.
I think it makes them sound just as fun as they are.