+222 It really sucks when the person who carried you around an entire test chamber ends up throwing you down an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's from portal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its cool, I got a companion cube :] <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

especially when you have to throw the things that make her into a fire just to get the cake she promised a long time ago,more specifically,when you finished ;~;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was a triumph I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead Now there's no sense crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. Now these points of data make a beautiful line. We're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyway this cake is great, its so delicious and moist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run and there's research to be done on the people who are still alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire as they burn it didn't hurt because i was so happy for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this whole thread, holy shit <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thx :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. Look at me, still talking when there's science to do When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PS:And believe me I am still alive. PPS:I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. PPPS:I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. FINAL THOUGHT: While you're dying I'll be still alive. FINAL THOUGHT PS: And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE Still Alive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I liked your P.S and such.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha thanks,took a while :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must Because, we can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The companion cube will never threaten to stab you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shame you had to kill it ;~;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Portal is so amazing. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed,what are your thoughts on portal 2

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dunno, haven't played it yet. Is it even out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No,but some guys at E3 showed some concepts of it and showed the gameplay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

February 9th 2011. It's going down faster than an Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does down an Aperture Science emergency intelligence incinerator

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the names they give things :3 and I fail to understand the analogy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you love that then you'll love wheatley

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm looking forward to wheatley :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will be counting down the days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

!!!!Portal 2 Spoiler warning!!!! !!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!! BLAURHG!!!! YOU GET HIM BACK! YOU GET YOUR CUBE BACK! BYAAAAH!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fuck you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I apologize, I attempted to make the spoiler warning as clear as possible >.>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The cake is a lie. Acutally, no, there IS a cake...you just don't get any.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm SO SORRY! but...cake...

by Anonymous 12 years ago