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You've always wondered how house elves reproduce, amirite?

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Well, when a mommy houseelf and a daddy houself love each other veeeeery much...

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Much like sea horses, the female plants her eggs within the male, where it is inseminated. The male carries the fertilized eggs for a period for three weeks. He then proceeds to lay the eggs in a sticky, sap-like substance, usually inside their master's cupboards or under the couch. The offspring, usually a litter of ten to twenty (although nine to nineteen typically don't survive) emerge fully formed after a full nine weeks and are ready to do their master's bidding!

Just kidding.

I dunno. Probably the same way humans do.

DOBBY IS CUMMING MA'AM!!!

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