Much like sea horses, the female plants her eggs within the male, where it is inseminated. The male carries the fertilized eggs for a period for three weeks. He then proceeds to lay the eggs in a sticky, sap-like substance, usually inside their master's cupboards or under the couch. The offspring, usually a litter of ten to twenty (although nine to nineteen typically don't survive) emerge fully formed after a full nine weeks and are ready to do their master's bidding! Just kidding. I dunno. Probably the same way humans do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be...interesting. the thought of them having sex like humans is quite disturbing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, when a mommy houseelf and a daddy houself love each other veeeeery much...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DOBBY IS CUMMING MA'AM!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago