+485 You run slowly when little kids are chasing you so they think they're going really fast, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder how athletes must feel in those situations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you don't you must be really competitive at tag...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I sprint full speed ahead of them and then, once I get to the finish line, yell "Suck on that, BITCHES!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you just naturally run slow where kids think you are really fast, then just go with the story that you are running slow. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago