+575 All current teen pregnancies can be blamed on the fact that they don't make Twilight© condoms. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.twilightseries.ca/twilight/twilight-condom/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twilight has offically gone too far

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Na, I think they stepped over the line with 'twiloight dildo's' that you put in the fridge to make it feel like edward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@479119 (cewh2006): @479143 (chicuela): I read somewhere(it was on a Twilight hating site...don't think I look at this stuff) that they make twilight dildos....they're sparkly so it seems like...well you know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cousin told me that they have Edward dildos, and you stick them in the freezer so they get cold. I was like "Wait till they come out with a Jacob one, where you put it in the microwave."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I know. Not that I'd ever use them(or any kind, for the record :P), but wouldn't hot feel better? XD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno... If it gets too hot, it could blister you... That would suck very badly. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Oh God....ick...hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nooo freaking waayyy! u serious?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. That would be so weird. That's a whole new form of obsession.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually looked it up... It even sparkles!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that'swhat I said before. Haha....that's just crazy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because none of the guys in twilight would have anything to put it on...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I. Love. You. *cling*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of guy would wear a twilight condoms.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahah I love it(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I could favorite the follow-up separately. Too funny. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago