How to Lose Weight: Turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat when offered food. amirite?

So true!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, it's not, "genius"... if you just stop eating, first your body will go into panic mode where it stores everything it gets and you could gain weight, then you'll get very sick; while you might lose weight, you might also die. I know you thought you had a new and clever fat joke, but you don't. So how about find something more worthwhile than looking down on others to do?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

uhm..it wasnt directed towards anybody it was a joke why not get a sense of humor

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Take a joke. EVERYONE knows crash diets don't work. But this joke is still funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah it's just a joke, and he's not telling anyone to stop eating... wow.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Troll

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made me laugh. Trolls are weird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shhh. Don't speak. You're ruining the moment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nobody feels sorry for fat people. Most of the time people are fat because of their choices. Since you took this joke seriously, I figured I would put that out there. Learn to laugh... it burns calories.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

'it burns calories' I laughed out loud.. nice touch.. but I mean this post is just a joke.. not meant to be taken seriously

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually most fat people have a higher risk of gaining weight because of genetics. Some people are just born fat, so I do feel sorry for them. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you sound like a dumb ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow you're stupid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it at all :S I mean the joke, haha i'm slow explain?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When someone offers you food, and you do that, you'd be shaking your head no. Soooooo, you'd be eating less. :b

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ohhh haha thankss :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's actually a move in tae bo! Billy Blanks is my hero.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmfao, I shook my head left and right and I was like uhh.. OH! Hahaha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too! I was so confused for a second!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha me too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope, not a troll... just sick to the teeth with lame, hateful fat jokes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...this makes me believe you're a fatty

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You say your not a troll... But your username is AnoNazi?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*you're*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This isn't a fat joke because it's not making fun of fat people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha no kidding. Lots of people try to lose weight, not just fat people. Chubby people do it too! I actually took this post as making fun of stupid diets.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's how I took it too. It could also be saying "say no" tp EXTRA, unneeded fatty snacks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this isn't a fat joke it's funny and doesn't insult anyone, and the post isn't suggesting u don't eat only that u eat in moderation which (long with exercise) is the most effective way to lose weight

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lolfattyfatfatty.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is great! Fantastic sense of humor, brava!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I usually don't laugh as amirite posts as hard as I laughed at this one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Great great comment, I read it out loud at work and everyone laughed

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know it was a joke, but I always say no to offered food, because if I take it I feel fatter. It's when I'm alone is when the trouble starts. xD School's been stressing me out though, so I've been eating significantly less.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

**hugs**

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hehehe.....its the first time i m visitin ....n that joke surely cracked me up.....amirite thats was a smart say....hehehe x)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this may seem a little straight forward, but is english your native language?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That cracked me up ^^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I was going to completely go off on them for not knowing how to spell/type the english language correctly, but then I thought: what if their native language is something else? Then I'd feel REALLY bad. So I had to ask.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why feel bad for dumbasses? If he comes to an english page where almost only english is spoken he should know how to speak/write english properly before posting something.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(American Witch): I guess you're right. I don't like being mean to people, even if it's justified. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

seen this bfore!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Note to self: DON'T READ AMIRITE ON YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET CAUGHT! but I have to admit this post made it worth it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Ashley T.): I didn't really find this laugh out loud funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's really sad how, when anyone stands up for overweight people, everyone just turns on them and calls them fat. =( As if the only people that have the same problem can have a little tact, common courtesy, and empathy for someone. It's a sad, shallow little world you kids live in.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And even if it was, why be empathetic towards someone that created their own problem? I know people that have weight problems because of genetics but that rarely ever is an issue, it's people eating too much

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Shut up fatty, your opinions don't count once you hit a certain weight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is very true. It's just a matter of will power really. You can't expect to lose weight if you cant say no despite your cravings sometimes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:)awesome post.. and I have been scrolling up and down the page.. I don't see anybody making fun of fat ppl.. so no.. we kids don't live in a sad, shallow world. I'm sure though tht most of us will defend fat ppl if some post takes it too far.. don't misjudge us like tht:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yep

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahaha I just died :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Funny but unoriginal seen this joke a million times

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unoriginal!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay, I realize this is a joke, but in all seriousness, just not eating doesn't make you lose weight.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, but it's only when offered food. Right? So like, at a party, or social event, that sort of thing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...Really? Tell that to anorexics, people who have successfully lost weight, and starving people. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Blahh.): Yeah, but the weight that starving people and anorexics lose isn't the kind of weight you want to lose. When you starve yourself, your body's not getting any protein, so it steals the protein from your muscles, decreasing your muscle mass, and barely getting rid of any actual fat. It's very unhealthy (obviously) and anorexics obviously haven't read up on the subject, seeing as, usually, they know it's bad for them. And what I meant is, if you're trying to healthily lose weight, JUST not eating isn't going to work.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But saying no if someone offers you chips or cookies or something like that would help you to lose weight and be more healthy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because anorexia is totally healthy guys. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is probably the nicest way to suggest the practice of anorexia to someone ever... And by nicest I of course mean most funny without being offensive.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i only wonder how this is the post of the day (sept 2) when this was posted august 19 :P I love it though heh heh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There was 69 comments... I just wanted to change it to 70 (; Anyways; lmfao. Except most people get food for themselves, so if they deny it with a head shake. They'd still end up with the food :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is genius.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

acually its really true.... i relized i cant eat as much as i used to and i hafta get used to not eating so much cuz i have a skinny frame it wud suck not showing it off and half fat on it!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 14 years ago