+646 English bad words are so much better than American bad words. I mean the word wanker is just plain awesome. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll give you that wanker is cool, but I'll stick with cock waffle, douche nozzle and cunt weasel, thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dare you come into my house and not give my wanker a suck. -Shane Dawson

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I <3 Shane!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I quite enjoy the word fuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wanker is awesome, and I quite enjoy the rampant use of "twat". That word is SO fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a British person, I can't help but feel slightly patronized. Still, wanker is a pretty good word, especially when it's shouted in a lovely cockney accent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or in a Bolton accent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha agreed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

essex is best for swearing though ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Birmingham is probably the worst, just because the accent is so dopey - they make everything sound crap lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The affor mentioned statements make me proud to be a half Brit, living in Canada.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I'm American and I say wanker all the time! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Punk, my bf calls it me all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love “twat“ =D I've heard it said by an American but it was like “twaht“ all posh like :$ Also, theres nothing like an englishman saying “tosser.“

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm English and me and my mates say naughty words such as 'wanker, Pratt, tosser, dick, arse, Cock muncher, bum eater' etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Knob Jockey is one of my favourites

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dont forget "mud blood" :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahha nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*GASP*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad an argument didn't break out here! Good job people. (Hands out cyber-cupcakes.) I actually use a lot of Brittish words (from my parents) and when I say them without thinking around total Americans, the people stare at me like, "what?? You're not Brittish!!!" - "...your point?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago