You were a FAT baby, amirite?

I prefer the name chubby bubba.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was 5 and 2 ounces :$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a cute baby

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fat babies tend to be cute babies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was so fat that one day my mom was at the grocery store and this guy came up and said "Oh, he's gonna be a line-backer, isn't he?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was borderline premie, so no, not really lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a portly ballerina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was ten pounds rofl!! It's funny 'cause now I'm 15 and have only gained like 75 lbs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WUSSA FATASS MUTHERFUCKER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was 9 pounds and 7 ounces, and was the biggest baby in my family. xD I was also exactly three weeks late coming out of my mother.... She was annoyed at my not coming, so she played a game of basketball to put herself into labor... >=/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was 10 lb 6 oz and 20 days overdue. But I was effing ADORABLE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was actually the fattest baby EVER. Now, I'm super skinny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

9 pounds 8 ounces, SON.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was 9 pounds, and very hard to even pick up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago