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Also by AlethiaCornelli+219Everyone has thought about having a baby tiger that would stay small forever so it wouldn't maul you. But then you realized that they already have those, they're called cats, amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+120It's fun to look at Christmas movies from a different perspective. In The Polar Express, a middle-aged man invites kids on his train at night. In Home Alone, two men constantly try to kill an 8-year-old boy at Christmas time. And in The Santa Clause, Tim Allen basiaclly kills Santa. amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+117In porn, it's disturbing when a young girl has sex with a middle aged man. It's really hard to jack off to it. amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+190Why is it that when you hear the name Bob you think of a balding middle aged man, amirite?
Also by AlethiaCornelli-93You've pretended that your penis is a lightsaber (with sound effects) at least once, amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+298Just because i am a middle aged man walking down the same sidewalk (in a huge city, no less) does not mean i'm a rapist. Besides, even if i was, you're fat and hideous and wearing clothes that make you look like a sausage. Don't flatter yourself by being scared of me, amirite?
Also about middle aged-42Whenever people mention church choirs, you imagine a bunch of chubby black middle aged people singing. Amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+435When you think of a pedophile, you think of a greasy middle aged man. You don't think of a women in her twenties, even though it's possible, amirite?
Also about middle aged and aged man+236You think wtf when you realize that spongbob is a middle aged man, who works at a fast food resturant, that doesn't have his licence, who's bestfriend has down syndrome. Amirite?