+587 It would totally suck if JK Rowling ended the Harry Potter series with "And then he woke up". amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be a very long and detailed dream. Seven years long, plus in the epilogue he's in his thirties. How old would he be when he woke up?? xD Well, as I learned in the movie Inception, a hour of the dream world is 5 minutes in the real world, but still... I'm overthinking this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think you are :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...We need to go deeper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what she said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he's 36 at the end of the seventh book and time in a dream is 1/12 of real life time, then about 2 years would have passed throughout the entire sequence of books. He'd be 13 when he woke up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course, you wouldn't know how old he actually was in real life, since everything we know would have been a dream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His life was normal up until a set of events when he was eleven, so we'll make that assumption.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he was in a long coma. 7 years and then he finally snaps out if it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seven years in a coma...? o.0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would kill someone

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would find it hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily. What if it went, "And then he woke up. The sound of an uninvited stranger apparating in echoed throughout the house. Harry started crying in his crib as his parents rushed into the room..."?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow that is good. Better than the actual ending to the book, in my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit... that would be... just... GAHH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that would make my year :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would have gone apeshit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every year could be a dream, and he's awake when he's with his muggle family. He just thinks they're real

by Anonymous 13 years ago

someone in my school was like "What if he was hallucinating from malnutrition, still stuck in the cupboard under the stairs?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago