That's why they invented 'Balldazzlers'.
Or was is 'Bedazzler'?
I like the mesh ones.
This is the most direct, to-the-point amirite post I've ever read.
They can be nice looking in their own special way
so are vaginas. our genitalia are in such a sad state of affairs.
I like vaginas. Maybe you've only seen the nasty diseased ones.
I like my boyfriend's, I don't like anybody elses'
So are dicks