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Also by CynicalConnoisseur+7If I was trapped on a desert island and could only bring one book, it would be The DaVinci Code because I would need toilet paper. amirite?
Also about sex+367You imagine that lots of married couples practise ABC Sex: Sex on the Anniversary, Birthdays and Christmas. Amirite?
Also about heidi montag+344No girl wants to be told that she reminds someone of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Heidi Montag or Sammi from Jersey Shore. amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+170The only problem I have with foreign language porn is when they use the wrong font for the subtitles. That just kills the storyline for me. amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+32Just pulled a withered old cucumber out of the vegetable drawer. All of a sudden, I feel overwhelming sympathy for Larry King's wife. amirite?
Also about heidi montag+231Voldemort should steal Heidi Montag's nose, he would look better with it anyway. amirite?
Also about heidi montag+166Heidi Montag looks a bajillion times worse after all her plastic surgeries, amirite?