+194 If rain is God's crying, then what is snow? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dandruff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

beat me to the punch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jizz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its frozen water

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I was reading one of the Noughts and Crosses books and suddenly the kid just went something like "It's God's sperm!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, there's more than one? The first was terrible, IMO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think there's four or five.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Snow can be anything, just depends on how perverted you are ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The cocaine that fell off his table.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's still crying, it's just so cold that his tears freeze :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know what snow is, but when it's thundering he's moving furniture, and when it's lightning, he's taking pictures.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No silly. He's bowling! The lightning is when His name flashes on the screen, telling Him whose turn it is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thundering is Angel's bowling strikes, and Lightning is His lightswitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His cold soul while he cries?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would he be crying? He's making so many strikes during thunderstorms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tears of joy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago