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The censored edition of Eminem's CDs have some of the greatest instrumental songs you have heard in a while, amirite?

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For a second there, I thought the POTD was an actual opinion and not a joke.

Anonymous +41Reply

That took me a minute. XD

Stuffs avatar Stuff Yeah You Are +38Reply

GREAT elevator music

Let's see Vevo try to FACKing censor "Fack".

SexyMonkeys avatar SexyMonkey Yeah You Are +12Reply

cencered Eminem no Backround music: *cricket cricket

eminem actually said this same thing in an interview.

waffleloves avatar wafflelove Yeah You Are +9Reply

I get the joke, but the music still sucks.

@Sierra43 I get the joke, but the music still sucks.

sucks? How? Meaningful lyrics and fuckin great beats, what sucks?

@asdijojioiojioxj sucks? How? Meaningful lyrics and fuckin great beats, what sucks?

I listen to one band, and one band only. Compared to Tegan and Sara, everyone but T&S sucks.

Sierra43s avatar Sierra43 No Way -13Reply
@Sierra43 I listen to one band, and one band only. Compared to Tegan and Sara, everyone but T&S sucks.

I fucking love Tegan and Sara, but open you mind. There are other good bands. I also love Death Cab for Cutie, but I enjoy Eminem. You should just be more open.

twisted_memoriess avatar twisted_memories Yeah You Are +14Reply
@twisted_memories I fucking love Tegan and Sara, but open you mind. There are other good bands. I also love Death Cab for Cutie, but...

It's pretty much impossible--I've been addicted to them for years, now... All other bands have no meaning in my mind.

Sierra43s avatar Sierra43 No Way -11Reply
@Sierra43 It's pretty much impossible--I've been addicted to them for years, now... All other bands have no meaning in my mind.

I've loved Tegan and Sara for years, but Death Cab tops them all for me. Them and Pink Floyd.

@twisted_memories I've loved Tegan and Sara for years, but Death Cab tops them all for me. Them and Pink Floyd.

Pshh. I can't get away from Tegan and Sara for 4-5 minutes to listen to someone else. x)

@Sierra43 I listen to one band, and one band only. Compared to Tegan and Sara, everyone but T&S sucks.

you sir are an ass backwards narrow minded LOSER. eminem is the greatest artist of all time.

ImTheRealShadys avatar ImTheRealShady Yeah You Are +1Reply

Actually, it'll sound a little something like this: These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he dont care
He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his f***** dad walkin out
Cos he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
But if he ever saw him again, he'd prolly knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, 2 rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him so he socked him back
And broke his nose, this house is a broken home
There's no control, he just lets his emotions go

hmm, that's weird. still genius.

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Brett Actually, it'll sound a little something like this: These ideas are nightmares for white parents Whose worst fear...

You put the part that only curses one time? You could've picked a better song. Like someone up there pointed, perhaps "Kim"

BoundinSheeps avatar BoundinSheep Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Brett Actually, it'll sound a little something like this: These ideas are nightmares for white parents Whose worst fear...

I love that song! :D Although a lot of radio stations also censor out random words/phrases, so it might be a bit less coherent than that, if you take out all the depictions of violence, and then anything that could vaguely be seen as remotely offensive. :P

Rainbow35s avatar Rainbow35 Yeah You Are 0Reply

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE AND CUNNINLYNGUISTS ROCK MY SHIT.

Anonymous +6Reply

This reminds me of that episode of The Proud Family when they worked at the CD store.

@Katffro This reminds me of that episode of The Proud Family when they worked at the CD store.

@880440 (Katffro): and the songs were like beep beep beep hahaha

Anonymous +5Reply

Mockingbird only has one

Anonymous +5Reply

Or in No Love:
Put a d in there mouth so I guess its f what they say I'm high as a b** up up &away, man I come down in a couple of days...blahh blah.
But it sounds like:
Put a d* in there m** so I guess is f*
what they say I'm h* as a b** up up&away &so onn..

lESliE418s avatar lESliE418 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@lESliE418 Or in No Love: Put a d in there mouth so I guess its f what they say I'm high as a b**** up up &away, man I...

That's Lil Wayne!!! Not Eminem!! Eminem's bit is this: I'm alive again, more alive than I have been, in my whole entire life I can
See these people's ears perk up as I begin, the spaz with the pin (no idea if that's actually correct)
I'm a little bit sicker than, most. S's gonna get thick again, they say the competition is stiff but I get a hard d from this s and I'll stick it in
I ain't never giving in again, caution to the wind, complete freedom, look at these rappers how I treat 'em
How the f
could I join them when I beat 'em
They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these p** before I eat 'em
Now get these mad csuckers off stage, where the f is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from 'em, b**** I'ma let you finish in a minute yeah your rap was tight but I'm starting with greatest verse of all time
Yeah you might wanna go back to the lab tonight you know

...Okay, I forget the rest. How unimpressive of me. :( But still.

Rainbow35s avatar Rainbow35 Yeah You Are +4Reply

what's the joke :s please explain..

Anonymous +1Reply
@what's the joke :s please explain..

The OP is saying that because the CD is censored and because of this there are hardly any or no words left that were not censored therefore making it instrumental.

This is me fixing it, suposebly:
I'm alive again, more alive than I have been, in my whole entire life I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin to spaz with the pin I'm a little bit sicker than, most. S's fixin to get thick again, they say the competition is stiff but I get a hard d from this s now stick it in I ain't never giving in again, caution to the wind, complete freedom, look at these rappers how I treat 'em so why the f would I join them when I beat 'em They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these p** before I eat 'em Now get these mad csuckers off stage, where the f is Kanye when you need him? Snatch the mic from 'em, b**** I'ma let you finish in a minute yeah the rap was tight but I'm bouta spit the greatest verse of all time so you might wanna go back to the lab tonight you know and scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over and write new ones but I'm afraid that it aint gonna make no difference...

lESliE418s avatar lESliE418 Yeah You Are +1Reply

I know. But that was the first song of eminem that came to my mind, and that's my favorite part so I just put it:) -nub

lESliE418s avatar lESliE418 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I dunt really like Eminem anyways.......

Hahaha cuz eveerything is censored.

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@880480

Bahaha I think if I were less drunk, this would be less funny. But I can't stop laughing right now :D

twisted_memoriess avatar twisted_memories Yeah You Are +16Reply
@880480

I don't know why, but this made me laugh

Anonymous +11Reply

Disagree. Even if you remove the ignorance, which is basically every word, the music still isn't catchy. Give underoath a shot =D

Anonymous -33Reply
@TicTacAddict I love Underoath. :D

@880610 (twisted_memories): @880610 (twisted_memories): @880604 (Sierra43): @880496 (SlimShady): @880487 (Sierra43): @880483 (polarthebear): @880474 (SlimShady): @706857 (TicTacAddict): Lady gaga is better than all yall's bands

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@@880610 (twisted_memories): @880610 (twisted_memories): @880604 (Sierra43): @880496 (SlimShady): @880487...

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm not into shitty pop music, plus her act is stolen, and her outfits are shit without mcqueen.

asdijojioiojioxjs avatar asdijojioiojioxj Yeah You Are +11Reply
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