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Why are there so many lightbulb jokes, they're usually really stupid, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
what's a lightbulb joke
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Two. But how they got in there I don't fucking know.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, they're not really that bright at all.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic?
Eno.
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's one I really like:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
LOL Feminists can't change anything.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many band directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but does it matter? No one's watching anyway.
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5; One to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to say how much better they would have done it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "I dunno." "Damn. Me neither."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I did like the one (from this site) How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've probably never even heard of.
by Anonymous12 years ago
why did the chicken cross the roa- oh sorry...wrong post
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yeah, none, that's a hardware problem.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why couldn't the woman change the lightbulb?
It wasn't in the kitchen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she holds it, and the whole world revolves around her :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? At this point, about fifteen.
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