+158 Why are there so many lightbulb jokes, they're usually really stupid, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what's a lightbulb joke

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . Two. But how they got in there I don't fucking know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, they're not really that bright at all.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic? Eno.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There's one I really like: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? LOL Feminists can't change anything.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many band directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but does it matter? No one's watching anyway. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5; One to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to say how much better they would have done it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "I dunno." "Damn. Me neither."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I did like the one (from this site) How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number you've probably never even heard of.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why did the chicken cross the roa- oh sorry...wrong post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yeah, none, that's a hardware problem.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why couldn't the woman change the lightbulb? It wasn't in the kitchen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? One, she holds it, and the whole world revolves around her :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb? At this point, about fifteen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago