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Also by Xenster+546Law of embarrasment: The more people around you, the more embarassing the incident will be. amirite?
Also about food, heat, and microwave+718A Microwave Minute is when time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Side effects- increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. Microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels like an hour. After reading this, you will so start applying this term to everyday events, amirite?
Also by Xenster+10When a company makes profit, the respective top management give themselves bonuses, and when the company makes a loss they lay off workers. Why aren't these people 'penalised' then ? amirite?
Also about man, looked, and walk-73I took a walk today...but something felt wrong... The birds were out , the stillness let their calls travel forever, the birds really were talking to each other...but still something felt wrong... I waved to a passing policeman on the way home... But something felt wrong... None of the people outside looked sick im sure they were smiling but they had masks on as if something was wrong... Then...a black man on meth stumbles by fist in the air... and as if nothing is wrong i quickly got home and watch the news, amirite?
Also by Xenster+9Its annoying to hear "Have a good day Sir / Ma'am" after registering a complaint on a customer complaint helpline (for anything it might be). I'm not having a good day, that's why I am complaining. amirite?
Also about food, heat, and microwave+216Since we use the microwave to heat almost any cold food, someone should invent the reverse microwave for all our cooling needs in just seconds, amirite?
Also about food and wait+185To those of you who work at pizza/fast food places, it is quite annoying when people bitch and complain about having to wait 5-10 minutes for their food. Is getting a fresh pizza right out of the oven for 5 bucks not good enough? Amirite?