You cannot make a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain" "Ceiling" and "Goldfish" amirite?

"The mischievous troublemaker decided to glue the model mountain to the ceiling, as well as filling the goldfish tank with vodka."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The last part made me laugh, considering I was thinking you were talking about a little kid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, that is grammatically incorrect. You set the precedent with "to glue" so "filling" Should be 'fill.'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, who gives a shit? Brighten up boy. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't care for your language.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can still understand the post, I'll perk up my grammar once school resumes in a month. Otherwise, grammar nazis please fall. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The idea is that it is a sensible sentence, (which it is) not 100% grammatically correct.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This was directed at ScrantonCity, who was fussing over my incorrect precedent (referring to grammatical correctness).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"The mountain rose so high that its peak was obscured by the ceiling of the ski lodge; furthermore, it had a distinct watching feel around it, so that the poor boy felt he was being watched as he gave his goldfish some bites." Do I win? :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes.Yes you do. Here is a cookie and extra credit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hell... even the original post contains the words and is somewhat sensible...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He's got a point...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

indeed he does

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"The mountain ate the goldfish on the ceiling" :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It has to be sensible... o-o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But... but... mountains love eating goldfishes on the ceiling! They do it all the time! :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Of course they do...~

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nice name!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ik what are these people talking about i see mountains eating goldfish on the ceiling all the time pssh

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had to learn how to spell the words mountain, ceiling, and goldfish for tomorrow's test in literacy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You win at life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm a life winnerr x)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How about "The mountain of dead goldfish that the aquarium keeper had collected really stank, so he turned on the ceiling fan to get rid of the smell."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The master-minded goldfish was deeply imbedded in the ceiling because he destroyed the mountain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Master-minded goldfish?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! is that really sensible?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fred glued a mountain of goldfish food to the ceiling because he thought it would be funny. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this should be homepaged

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The goldfish lived in a river, on a mountain, next to a house, which had a ceiling.(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

While the goldfish crackers did make a respectable snack food mountain, they didn't come close to touching Johnny's ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like this one a lot :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're stupid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like mountains, ceilings, and goldfish

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm planning on getting a mountain mural painted up to the ceiling, however, I don't know how well it will look with my goldfish in the room.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there was a mountain of goldfish that reached the ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Life is like a mountain, It can be tall or small, break through the clouds and and exceed unimaginable limits, Still, there's always going to be that invisible ceiling stopping it from going any further, Like the goldfish trapped in it's bowl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's more than one sentence.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just throw in a semicolon! ;) It's still brilliant.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I painted a picture of Goldfish Mountain on my ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would like to see this "Goldfish Mountain."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

On a mountain, I have a house with a ceiling and a pet goldfish that lives in the corner of my room.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They have painted scenes of swimming goldfish on the ceiling of the hotel on the mountain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pedo_Bear raped children on the ceiling of his mountain lodge, and as a result, he neglected to feed his goldfish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My goldfish was destroyed after an avalanche from an adjacent mountain caused my ceiling to collapse upon it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love your use of "adjacent" and "upon." I don't know why; it just made me smile.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it is so entertaining to read all of these odd sentences...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Atop the tall mountain sat a high-ceilinged goldfish farm.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Our house, perched atop the mountain, had an altitude that was much too high for our acrophobic goldfish, whose belly often faced the ceiling."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Chris Hansen crashed through the ceiling, grabbed the goldfish from its bowl and threatened to kill it for watching fish pornography - that is, until an avalanche from a nearby mountain squashed him flat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

GENIUS! TAKE THAT CHRIS HANSEN!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the room with the goldfish there was a mountain painted on the ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I live on a mountain where the ceiling is covered in painted-on goldfish

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My goldfish told me to FUCK OFF - and in shock, I tripped over a mountain of laundry on my floor and concussed myself on the bedpost, resulting in me screaming in agony while blood pooled all over the carpet and I could do nothing other than lie there paralyzed staring at the ceiling in sheer pain until my parents returned home. WHAT A BAD DAY.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's a terrible day hope you get better

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My sister and I were throwing Goldfish (crackers...) at the ceiling in our condo in the mountains.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(meghan.elaine.9): I totally have to do that sometime. Throwing goldfish crackers at the ceiling... *eyes shine*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

god this post sucks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, you suck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To the goldfish the ceiling was as high as a moutain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was hiking up the mountain and the ceiling was low, then I remembered I forgot to feed my goldfish!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Happy Tunes): Ummm... since when do mountains have ceilings?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

as i painted the mountain on my ceiling i slowly detailed the goldfish in the pond

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As I hiked up the mountain I wondered who invented the ceiling, and where the goldfish came from.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The little plastic mountain from the goldfish's tank had been glued to the ceiling by an unsupervised child.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THE ANSWER IS IN THE QUESTION.... WELL, IT WASN'T A QUESTION...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I went through my ceiling and onto my roof because my pet goldfish who used to lift mountains as a bodybuilder threw me up after I told it that I was bored and will paint its bowl red.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I accept your challenge. There was a mountain of flopping goldfish piled all the way up to the ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

in my goldfish's tank there is a small house with a ceiling and a mountain scenery in the back.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There was a room with a ceiling as high as a mountain, and in that room, rested a goldfish in his little tank.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can make a sentence with mountain, ceiling, and goldfish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hate all of you for making so many sentences about goldfish and mountains and ceiling. I win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You cannot make a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain", "Ceiling" and "Goldfish". PARADOX.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Of course I can make a sentence using "mountains", "ceiling" and "goldfish." See, I just did...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My pet goldfish climbed the mountain of pillows and touched the ceiling with his little fins. There.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OP, last time i checked, you made a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain" "ceiling", and "goldfish". and i just did too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We went to our mountain house and discovered there were goldfish painted on the ceiling. Ha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I shook my can of Mountain Dew, I opened it, it sprayed all over the ceiling and in my goldfish bowl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I painted a mural of a mountain on the ceiling, the I fed my goldfish

by Anonymous 14 years ago

welts feeding his gold fish john looked up to the ceiling of his new house, missing his old mountain view. there easy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My goldfish are called Mountain and Ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I live near a high mountain, my ceiling is painted blue, and I have a pet goldfish named Jonathan."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The mountain of goldfish touched the celing?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the post itself is a sensible sentence...are you an idiot lmfao.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I painted goldfish on the ceiling of my mountain cabin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My Goldfish, Flippers, helped me paint a Mountain on my ceiling. Shablam.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I used to live on a quiet mountain,which was very peaceful for me and my only friend,Stanley the goldfish,who was known to leap out of his tank so high he would almost touch the ceiling!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The goldfish got squished by a mountain, and the mountain got squished by a ceiling, which was squished by a fly :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I turned off my ceiling fan and left to climb a mountain, then came back and fed my goldfish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's possible to make a sentence out of mountain, ceiling, and goldfish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think the mountain i live next to must be bad luck because today my ceiling caved in and my goldfish died.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The mountain of Goldfish crumbs in my room reached the ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The was a picture of a goldfish on the ceiling of the Bed and Breakfast on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My goldfish swims around the little mountain in his bowl and stares up at the ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The mountain thinks that my pet goldfish kind of looks like a ceiling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago