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You cannot make a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain" "Ceiling" and "Goldfish" amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
"The mischievous troublemaker decided to glue the model mountain to the ceiling, as well as filling the goldfish tank with vodka."
by Anonymous14 years ago
The last part made me laugh, considering I was thinking you were talking about a little kid.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Actually, that is grammatically incorrect. You set the precedent with "to glue" so "filling" Should be 'fill.'
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh, who gives a shit? Brighten up boy. :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I don't care for your language.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You can still understand the post, I'll perk up my grammar once school resumes in a month. Otherwise, grammar nazis please fall. :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
The idea is that it is a sensible sentence, (which it is) not 100% grammatically correct.
by Anonymous14 years ago
This was directed at ScrantonCity, who was fussing over my incorrect precedent (referring to grammatical correctness).
by Anonymous14 years ago
"The mountain rose so high that its peak was obscured by the ceiling of the ski lodge; furthermore, it had a distinct watching feel around it, so that the poor boy felt he was being watched as he gave his goldfish some bites." Do I win? :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yes.Yes you do. Here is a cookie and extra credit.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hell... even the original post contains the words and is somewhat sensible...
by Anonymous14 years ago
He's got a point...
by Anonymous14 years ago
indeed he does
by Anonymous14 years ago
"The mountain ate the goldfish on the ceiling" :D
by Anonymous14 years ago
It has to be sensible... o-o
by Anonymous14 years ago
But... but... mountains love eating goldfishes on the ceiling! They do it all the time! :(
by Anonymous14 years ago
Of course they do...~
by Anonymous14 years ago
Nice name!
by Anonymous14 years ago
ik what are these people talking about i see mountains eating goldfish on the ceiling all the time pssh
by Anonymous14 years ago
I had to learn how to spell the words mountain, ceiling, and goldfish for tomorrow's test in literacy.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You win at life.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm a life winnerr x)
by Anonymous14 years ago
How about "The mountain of dead goldfish that the aquarium keeper had collected really stank, so he turned on the ceiling fan to get rid of the smell."
by Anonymous14 years ago
The master-minded goldfish was deeply imbedded in the ceiling because he destroyed the mountain.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Master-minded goldfish?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! is that really sensible?!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Fred glued a mountain of goldfish food to the ceiling because he thought it would be funny. :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
this should be homepaged
by Anonymous14 years ago
it is.
by Anonymous14 years ago
The goldfish lived in a river, on a mountain, next to a house, which had a ceiling.(:
by Anonymous14 years ago
While the goldfish crackers did make a respectable snack food mountain, they didn't come close to touching Johnny's ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I like this one a lot :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
You're stupid.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I like mountains, ceilings, and goldfish
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm planning on getting a mountain mural painted up to the ceiling, however, I don't know how well it will look with my goldfish in the room.
by Anonymous14 years ago
there was a mountain of goldfish that reached the ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Life is like a mountain, It can be tall or small, break through the clouds and and exceed unimaginable limits, Still, there's always going to be that invisible ceiling stopping it from going any further, Like the goldfish trapped in it's bowl.
by Anonymous14 years ago
That's more than one sentence.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Damn it!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Just throw in a semicolon! ;) It's still brilliant.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I painted a picture of Goldfish Mountain on my ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I would like to see this "Goldfish Mountain."
by Anonymous14 years ago
On a mountain, I have a house with a ceiling and a pet goldfish that lives in the corner of my room.
by Anonymous14 years ago
They have painted scenes of swimming goldfish on the ceiling of the hotel on the mountain.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Pedo_Bear raped children on the ceiling of his mountain lodge, and as a result, he neglected to feed his goldfish.
by Anonymous14 years ago
My goldfish was destroyed after an avalanche from an adjacent mountain caused my ceiling to collapse upon it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love your use of "adjacent" and "upon." I don't know why; it just made me smile.
by Anonymous14 years ago
it is so entertaining to read all of these odd sentences...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Atop the tall mountain sat a high-ceilinged goldfish farm.
by Anonymous14 years ago
"Our house, perched atop the mountain, had an altitude that was much too high for our acrophobic goldfish, whose belly often faced the ceiling."
by Anonymous14 years ago
Chris Hansen crashed through the ceiling, grabbed the goldfish from its bowl and threatened to kill it for watching fish pornography - that is, until an avalanche from a nearby mountain squashed him flat.
by Anonymous14 years ago
GENIUS! TAKE THAT CHRIS HANSEN!
by Anonymous14 years ago
In the room with the goldfish there was a mountain painted on the ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I live on a mountain where the ceiling is covered in painted-on goldfish
by Anonymous14 years ago
My goldfish told me to FUCK OFF - and in shock, I tripped over a mountain of laundry on my floor and concussed myself on the bedpost, resulting in me screaming in agony while blood pooled all over the carpet and I could do nothing other than lie there paralyzed staring at the ceiling in sheer pain until my parents returned home. WHAT A BAD DAY.
by Anonymous14 years ago
That's a terrible day hope you get better
by Anonymous14 years ago
My sister and I were throwing Goldfish (crackers...) at the ceiling in our condo in the mountains.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(meghan.elaine.9): I totally have to do that sometime. Throwing goldfish crackers at the ceiling... *eyes shine*
by Anonymous14 years ago
god this post sucks
by Anonymous14 years ago
No, you suck.
by Anonymous14 years ago
To the goldfish the ceiling was as high as a moutain.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I was hiking up the mountain and the ceiling was low, then I remembered I forgot to feed my goldfish!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Happy Tunes): Ummm... since when do mountains have ceilings?
by Anonymous14 years ago
as i painted the mountain on my ceiling i slowly detailed the goldfish in the pond
by Anonymous14 years ago
As I hiked up the mountain I wondered who invented the ceiling, and where the goldfish came from.
by Anonymous14 years ago
The little plastic mountain from the goldfish's tank had been glued to the ceiling by an unsupervised child.
by Anonymous14 years ago
THE ANSWER IS IN THE QUESTION.... WELL, IT WASN'T A QUESTION...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I went through my ceiling and onto my roof because my pet goldfish who used to lift mountains as a bodybuilder threw me up after I told it that I was bored and will paint its bowl red.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I accept your challenge.
There was a mountain of flopping goldfish piled all the way up to the ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
in my goldfish's tank there is a small house with a ceiling and a mountain scenery in the back.
by Anonymous14 years ago
There was a room with a ceiling as high as a mountain, and in that room, rested a goldfish in his little tank.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I can make a sentence with mountain, ceiling, and goldfish.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I hate all of you for making so many sentences about goldfish and mountains and ceiling.
I win.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You cannot make a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain", "Ceiling" and "Goldfish".
PARADOX.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Of course I can make a sentence using "mountains", "ceiling" and "goldfish." See, I just did...
by Anonymous14 years ago
My pet goldfish climbed the mountain of pillows and touched the ceiling with his little fins. There.
by Anonymous14 years ago
OP, last time i checked, you made a sensible sentence out of the words "Mountain" "ceiling", and "goldfish". and i just did too.
by Anonymous14 years ago
We went to our mountain house and discovered there were goldfish painted on the ceiling. Ha.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I shook my can of Mountain Dew, I opened it, it sprayed all over the ceiling and in my goldfish bowl.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I painted a mural of a mountain on the ceiling, the I fed my goldfish
by Anonymous14 years ago
welts feeding his gold fish john looked up to the ceiling of his new house, missing his old mountain view. there easy
by Anonymous14 years ago
My goldfish are called Mountain and Ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
"I live near a high mountain, my ceiling is painted blue, and I have a pet goldfish named Jonathan."
by Anonymous14 years ago
The mountain of goldfish touched the celing?
by Anonymous14 years ago
the post itself is a sensible sentence...are you an idiot lmfao.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I painted goldfish on the ceiling of my mountain cabin.
by Anonymous14 years ago
My Goldfish, Flippers, helped me paint a Mountain on my ceiling.
Shablam.
by Anonymous14 years ago
"I used to live on a quiet mountain,which was very peaceful for me and my only friend,Stanley the goldfish,who was known to leap out of his tank so high he would almost touch the ceiling!"
by Anonymous14 years ago
The goldfish got squished by a mountain, and the mountain got squished by a ceiling, which was squished by a fly :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I turned off my ceiling fan and left to climb a mountain, then came back and fed my goldfish.
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's possible to make a sentence out of mountain, ceiling, and goldfish.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think the mountain i live next to must be bad luck because today my ceiling caved in and my goldfish died.
by Anonymous14 years ago
The mountain of Goldfish crumbs in my room reached the ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
The was a picture of a goldfish on the ceiling of the Bed and Breakfast on Sugarloaf Mountain.
by Anonymous14 years ago
My goldfish swims around the little mountain in his bowl and stares up at the ceiling.
by Anonymous14 years ago
The mountain thinks that my pet goldfish kind of looks like a ceiling.
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