+905 My mom is Catholic. My dad is a Jew. That means I'm a Cashew, Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be a cajew, not cashew. Sorry, try again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try cashew with a lisp. It makes more sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you're just nutty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um.. way to steal my post... from months ago...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew I read this before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe she just joined

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeap, yeap. Haha, except mine didn't get homepaged. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IMA CASHEW TOO!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ME 3!!!! CASHEWS RULE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IM A CASHEW TOO!! WE DO RULE!! AS DO TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i felt like i was yelling at you there xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too! Except my dad's Catholic and my mom's Jewish...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom is a Jew abd my dad is a protestant. So what does that make me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes you both Jewish and Christian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, you'd be a JewCat. Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg, you cant be half Jewish. You ca either be catholic or Jewish, not half and half.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP is technically neither. To be a Jew by birth your mom has to be Jewish, and to be a Christian by birth your dad has to be Christian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your parents choose whether you're Jewish or catholic. You can't believe in two different things. Sure you can celebrate Christmas or light a hanukiah, but you can't be two religions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago