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My mom is Catholic. My dad is a Jew. That means I'm a Cashew, Amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
That would be a cajew, not cashew. Sorry, try again.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Try cashew with a lisp. It makes more sense.
by Anonymous14 years ago
No, you're just nutty.
by Anonymous14 years ago
um.. way to steal my post... from months ago...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I knew I read this before
by Anonymous14 years ago
maybe she just joined
by Anonymous14 years ago
yeap, yeap. Haha, except mine didn't get homepaged. :P
by Anonymous14 years ago
IMA CASHEW TOO!!!!
by Anonymous14 years ago
ME 3!!!! CASHEWS RULE!
by Anonymous14 years ago
IM A CASHEW TOO!! WE DO RULE!! AS DO TYPING IN ALL CAPS!
by Anonymous14 years ago
i felt like i was yelling at you there xD
by Anonymous14 years ago
Me too! Except my dad's Catholic and my mom's Jewish...
by Anonymous14 years ago
My mom is a Jew abd my dad is a protestant. So what does that make me?
by Anonymous14 years ago
It makes you both Jewish and Christian.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Actually, you'd be a JewCat. Just sayin'.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Omg, you cant be half Jewish. You ca either be catholic or Jewish, not half and half.
by Anonymous14 years ago
OP is technically neither. To be a Jew by birth your mom has to be Jewish, and to be a Christian by birth your dad has to be Christian.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Your parents choose whether you're Jewish or catholic. You can't believe in two different things. Sure you can celebrate Christmas or light a hanukiah, but you can't be two religions.
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