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My mom is Catholic. My dad is a Jew. That means I'm a Cashew, Amirite?

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Where does the sh come from?

Anonymous +17Reply
@Where does the sh come from?

i was wondering the same thing too

cheer4mias avatar cheer4mia Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Where does the sh come from?

sh and j make similar sounds in a lot of words. I personally think this amirite is funny x)

orangesockss avatar orangesocks Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Where does the sh come from?

Lisa Landry said it idk if thats where yall got it from

No, you're just nutty.

That would be a cajew, not cashew. Sorry, try again.

Anonymous 0Reply

Omg, you cant be half Jewish. You ca either be catholic or Jewish, not half and half.

@Choochootrain Omg, you cant be half Jewish. You ca either be catholic or Jewish, not half and half.

OP is technically neither. To be a Jew by birth your mom has to be Jewish, and to be a Christian by birth your dad has to be Christian.

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@OP is technically neither. To be a Jew by birth your mom has to be Jewish, and to be a Christian by birth your dad...

Your parents choose whether you're Jewish or catholic. You can't believe in two different things. Sure you can celebrate Christmas or light a hanukiah, but you can't be two religions.

um.. way to steal my post... from months ago...

IMA CASHEW TOO!!!!

Ozzis avatar Ozzi Yeah You Are 0Reply

ME 3!!!! CASHEWS RULE!

LilLyssas avatar LilLyssa Yeah You Are 0Reply
@LilLyssa ME 3!!!! CASHEWS RULE!

IM A CASHEW TOO!! WE DO RULE!! AS DO TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

@LilLyssa ME 3!!!! CASHEWS RULE!

i felt like i was yelling at you there xD

Me too! Except my dad's Catholic and my mom's Jewish...

Anonymous 0Reply

My mom is a Jew abd my dad is a protestant. So what does that make me?

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Anonymous 0Reply

Actually, you'd be a JewCat. Just sayin'.

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