This question has been tossed around: "If Mother Earth and Mother Nature are there, is the universe lesbian?" No, the universe is polyamorous. Everyone forgot about Father Time. amirite?

+522 This question has been tossed around: "If Mother Earth and Mother Nature are there, is the universe lesbian?" No, the universe is polyamorous. Everyone forgot about Father Time. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naw, I'm not lesbian. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. But apparently, polyamorous. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ThankGod, I can't stay committed to one person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he's like the Hugh Hefner of the universe. Father Time - Main Pimp in the Hizzay!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. Hmmm....what would be the Playboy of the universe then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they usually make the sky deity male and he also tends to be Mother Earth's husband.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep. father sky is depicted as the aloof father of all gods in greek mythology. mother earth is depicted as the perpetually pissed mother of all dieties

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THREESOME <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, "Mother Nature" and "Mother Earth" are considered the same deity, Earth being synonymous with nature. In a lot of mythology, the world was born from Mother Earth/Nature and Father Sky, the prime example of this being Gaia, the Earth, and her husband Uranus, the sky, who in Greek mythology gave birth to the Titans, and them, the Olympians, beginning civilization as we know it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about old man winter?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats probably not traditional. and 'old man' doesnt really connect with 'grandfather' for me. maybe hes just a pedo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Double dates, then!

by Anonymous 13 years ago