+345 Sometimes, you will say just about anything to get off the phone when the conversation needs to end. "My pants just caught fire, I should really go take care of that. Bye!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that as "My parents just caught fire"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suppose that one could work too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I read too!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"My cat just stole my jetpack. I really need to take care of this!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to ask my dad to start yelling at me so that I could get off the phone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is what I do. Hello? Hellooo? Oh man the call must have dropped.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or something like, Holy shit! Teenage mutant dust bunnies just jumped out of my vent. Gotta go just text me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Get it? Because "Liar liar pants on fire?" Or am I making a random connection?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One that always works: "Hey sorry, but I have a huge dick, gtg."

by Anonymous 12 years ago