+370 "Life is short. Wtf? Life is the longest thing anyone has done!" No, retard. Life IS short. We only have 80 or so years to live, and when you think about how long things like koi fish and tortoises, which can live over 200 years, a human's life span is short. So shut the hell up. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when you think about things like dogs and flies, it seems long again. The fact that it's short relative to the lifespan of a few other creatures does not make it short, so maybe don't throw around the harsh words eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My thoughts exactly :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow ur so special

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How long life is depends on how you look at it. There is no way to have a true answer. P.S. A lot of animals only live for a day. We actually have a fairly long life span.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is totally off topic, but there are some species of sea turtle that do not appear to age in any meaningful way. There is also a jellyfish called Turritopsis Nutricula with the ability to return to its polyp stage after reaching maturity. Nifty, eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, some species live far longer than humans. And some have much shorter life spans too. But still, a human's life is the longest thing a human will ever be able to have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THE EXPRESSION LIFE IS SHORT IS NOT MEANT IN COMPARISON TO THE LIFESPAN OF OTHER ANIMALS. The "Wtf life is the longest thing you ever do" people also don't seem to get what the expression means.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're both wrong, but hey, this guy makes a bit more sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not anymore! ~POOF~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft like you can... Wait... WTF IS THIS IN MY PANTS?! AHHH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Well you sure do have a great outlook on life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude, just because it is long doesn't mean it's the LONGEST EVER OF ALL ANIMALS. most animals' lives are even shorter than humans' the expression is about not having enough time to do everything you want, it's not meant to be taken literally, anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU!!!!!! finally someone explained it clearly!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well tell me, what are you going to do that is longer than your life?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... well played, anny. well played.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No Way'd for improper use of the word retard. Learn what it means.

by Anonymous 13 years ago