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Also about message and leave+171Why do people leave messages on answering machines saying "Sorry, I must have missed you but when you get a chance give me a call.."? It'd be more efficient to just leave a message saying "Mark". amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+632People in the new Snuggie ads seem to be doing the Macarena but I'm pretty sure it's just sign language for "I'm never getting laid again.", amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur+332If it walks like a duck, it probably just got lucky last night. amirite?
Also about dead and message+488Earlier, I recieved a chain mail message that said that if I don't forward it to 500 people within 3 hours of reading it, a little dead girl will appear next to my bed at midnight. I haven't sent the message on to anyone. Looks like I'm getting laid tonight, amirite?
Also about dead spiders+240The only good spiders are dead spiders. Those, and the mutated one that turned Peter Parker into our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, amirite?
Also about life, scared, and wall-65You're scared to change in your room because of the life size posters watching you from the wall, amirite?
Also by CynicalConnoisseur-5Pirates are such assholes. Arrrrrrren't we? amirite?