+438 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God's little loopholes XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

COPY. http://www.amirite.net/80430

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey. Look. Another Emo Phillips fan. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Emo is awesome. I met him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JEALOUSY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's great to meet a fellow Emo-philiac. He's a big sweetie. http://invadertoto.deviantart.com/art/EEEEEEEEEEEEMO-186896602

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am literally green with envy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Literally?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was wearing a green shirt at the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, now your NAME is green with envy. Because I added you as a friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago