+844 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Normal Person: "To get to the other side." Grandfather: "Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road! We were told that it crossed the road, and that was it!" Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it did, I've not been told!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant, nicely done!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like I accomplished something by voting for this to make it to hompage :').

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You say that like stealing is a crime...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, isn't it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there aren't enough made up words in the dr. seuss one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Col. Sanders: Did I miss one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the grandfather one is so true hahaha ;p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was from Igoogle

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I didn't know that, I swear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wherever its from its clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago