"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Normal Person: "To get to the other side." Grandfather: "Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road! We were told that it crossed the road, and that was it!" Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it did, I've not been told!", amirite?

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Brilliant, nicely done!

dan94s avatar dan94 Yeah You Are +6Reply

the grandfather one is so true hahaha ;p

I feel like I accomplished something by voting for this to make it to hompage :').

IAMSTORMs avatar IAMSTORM Yeah You Are +1Reply


@FoxyPants Stolen.

You say that like stealing is a crime...

Col. Sanders: Did I miss one?

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Anonymous 0Reply

there aren't enough made up words in the dr. seuss one

Bretts avatar Brett Yeah You Are 0Reply

wherever its from its clever

HelloKitty822s avatar HelloKitty822 Yeah You Are 0Reply

This was from Igoogle

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@This was from Igoogle

Really? I didn't know that, I swear

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