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Also about close and standing+261It's always difficult to know what to say when a person's grandparent dies. Some people are really close to their grandparents and are a wreck for weeks, but then others hardly ever knew the grandparent and are totally fine about it. If you don't know which category a person falls into, you're kinda just left standing there like uhhhhhhhh.....I'm sorry. amirite?
Also about close and standing+165You hate little kid whispers: they're either whispering a hot moist hurricane into your ear, or blasting your eardrum with a volume much too loud for how close they're standing, amirite?
Also about close and standing+126Standing really close to the person in line in front of you might prevent someone from cutting in front of you, but the person you're standing really close to might cut you (literally) amirite?
Also about close and heat+365So I have this great idea, "fireman popcorn pants". There pants that fireman wear that have a thin layer of popcorn kernels in them. When the person wearing them gets too close to a heat source, the popcorn pops, alerting them to the potential hazard. This would also provide them with a tasty treat after a hard days work, amirite?
Also about stop standing+208If you keep having to wonder where you stand with someone, maybe it's time to stop standing and walk away, amirite?
Also about close+129It's almost disorienting when you find out that a person you know from camp (whether you were close with them or not) lives unexpectedly close to you and/or knows one of your friends, amirite?
Also about stop standing+609I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?