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If you can't take the heat, stop standing so close to me. amirite?

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Don't stand...
Don't stand...
Don't stand so close to me.

You're talking about The Police, right?

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+609I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?

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