It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?

Because you're a dumbass.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Calm down... It is a reasonable question. Besides the fact that society has deemed boobs to be inappropriate in public areas and that we are all attracted to boobs, there should be no reason why they have to cover up large amounts of fat that pile up in the chest region.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, as soon as guys start sporting cleavage, they should be forced to cover up in that region too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some already do. they're called "fluffy" i.e. Gabriel Iglesias http://www.fluffyguy.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moobs..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know why either. It's just outstretched skin on the chest. But, somehow, it just gets guys going. And it's private. So, I disagree.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

wat if it was the other way around

by Anonymous 15 years ago

What if you spelled, punctuated and capitalized?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're going to be anonymous, at least spell that right too. I mean, it's not like there's a button right below where you comment that spells it for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well its only provate cause we make it so and abs get a girl going.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get wet looking at a great set of abs. Guys get boners looking at bare tits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure why either but it's probably cause our country was settled all over by puritans and they were fond of covering up and most likely deemed breasts to be "icky" or inappropriate to keep out in public. Then it just passed on through generation and the majority began to feel that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not fair I say, not on bit!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well if you want to be naked go ahead, no one is stopping you. I don't suggest it though, guys will get boners and it won't be a pretty sight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would I go to a gay beach? Yes I'm a man, thanks for not noticing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they have boobies. Duh

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Here we go again. First it's "guys don't have feelings", and we do! Now it's "guys don't have boobs" and we do! Such a double standard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those lumps of skin you might have noticed of the female species chests are called Breasts. Breasts are two mounds of flesh which grow on the chest of girls as they reach puberty.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Fuck no, srsly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Female" isn't a species, it's a gender. Females, much as you think differently, are still human.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, it is sexist, but what can you do? In modern day society it would be frowned upon to not cover up what people consider private areas and sometimes a woman could be fined for indecent exposure. Some boys breasts grow so they have what we call "man boobs" but he would not have to wear a bra to the pool. Why is this? Don't we cover our breasts at the pool so that people cannot see them? Or is it because we are women and for the past thousands of years we have followed the commands of men and covered up our breasts? I don't think people should run around topless whether they are a man or a woman.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not sexist; men and women have different anatomies, so it makes sense that different things will need to be covered for the sake of decency. Sexism would be if it were an issue that men and women were exactly the same in, but women were banned from it in one way or another. This is not the case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but what's the point anymore? I swear to god, I've seen at least one naked celebrity on nearly any/all magazines, does decency even have a place in American Society anymore? I'm starting to think not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't matter how many people degrade themselves for money, decency is still expected as a standard. Why should what's left of the decent world conform to indecency just because the idea runs rampant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying all women have to sacrifice their decency on America's behalf, I'm just saying that it doesn't really matter. You're right when you say that decency is a standard, its a conformity of the rich, those of lesser or of more impoverished funds might deem clothes less necessary as our ancestors had, when the idea of wearing clothes was preposterous. You could also say that showing sexuality is now a privilege of the rich, an embarrassment of the middle class and a smirk to the lower class who others would look down upon if seen on such a way. Funny how times change.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would a man "command" a woman to cover up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so that other men won't look at her, duh! in the bedroom he's the only one there, but at the pool there's plenty of other men. plus if they all got boners it would be awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree! No one should have to wear chest clothing hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might wanna fix that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fix what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You put a space between the first ( and the word hello, so the emoticon didn't show up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought that, but i cant change it now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's actually legal for women to be topless in public. None of them do, because it's frowned upon, but it's legal. At least in New York it is, and if you took it to court anywhere else it would probably become legal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You would know that :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stalker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you sure it is legal? Because i'm pretty sure you could force someone to leave you premises if they are expsosing themselves in such a way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know it's legal in New York. I don't know about other places.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://naturistaction.org/StatesFrames/State_Laws_Frames/New_York_Laws/body_new_york_laws.html

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright then it used to be legal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(AtheisticMystic):I think most women don't do it because it's not comfortable for them, not because it's frowned upon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes! thank you! I was looking for someone to say that maybe girls *want* to cover their chests because a.) it's more comfortable, and b.) you don't get people staring at you the whole time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unfortunately, if you have big boobs, guys will try to burn your clothes off with their brain power either way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because breasts are more sexualized. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Breasts are just fat and mammary glands. You don't see cows wearing bras.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also don't were shirts or shoes or pants, a bunch of whores they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but they also don't have boobs....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just about everything female has boobs, even if they don't look the same as ours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the breast is present on all creatures that have a chest...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you don't see cows wearing anything at all, do you think we should do the same?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i honestly dont get it either, i mean, the men would either not care or enjoy it, and the women would enjoy it. i think its the women who feel insecure about their breasts, same as people arent made to shower in PE anymore to spare a minority embarrasment. gotta love the modern world, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think the women would enjoy it or else we wouldn't be covering up. It's not insecurity, it's modesty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

modesty my ass. nobody who isn't insecure is modest. idk if youve ever been in a boys/mens locker room, but none of the guys hiding behind towels are just "being modest".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you say so, I'm sure you know everything about everyone. Sorry my stupid insecure ass questioned your authoritah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, because there's no need to be modest in the locker room because everyone in there is doing that. Out in public is different. Rethink your analogy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop arguing with yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not, idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you trying to tell me that not all Anonymouses are the same person? I have disbelief.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I lied, sorry, we are all the same. But no one is really supposed to know, but you already caught me, I can't keep up the charade.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SHUT UP ANONYMOUS I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! Or am I? FUCK, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i lol'd. +1 internets to you, good sir. (for the record, I'm the anonymous who posted the reply these are all replies to, and the 3rd (first two ones with negative ratings :( )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls have to... what?! hmm

maybe that's why I get so many glares...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's certainly one of the possibilities.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, hit me up at mysexyboobs@thisisalegitemail.not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well idk if you have a sister or mom or aunt or grandma or whatever, but I'm sure you wouldn't want to see her boobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you obviously haven't seen my grandma hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touché

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is your mom Stacy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If it is she certainly has it "going on"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/31102

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a guy with huge, saggy man boobs. No one wants to see that either!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because, if a man has boobs bigger than a girl's she's flat or he's fat. I'm a 36D so, he would be obese. Healthy is sexy obese isn't healthy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sexy; *

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...why does seemingly everyone on this site claim to have D-cups. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT OUT. (cry2) /rejectedd/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's okay. Small boobs are better in the long run. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what everyone with big boobs say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In reality, it's just a chest. Girls get to check certain guys' torsos out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because breasts are sexual to men. Guys are sexually attracted to breasts. I doubt many girls would want to run around with their vagina out in the open. Guys' chests, on the other hand, are not a sexual stimulation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've never heard a 12-year-old Twilight fanatic screaming about how Jacob's abs make her wet? [that might just be the most awkward thing I've ever had to type.]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's muscle. Completely different. And who do you think can control their sexual desires better? A man or a woman? Quick question. Has a woman ever been charged with rape? Women already complain about being sexually harassed by guys staring. Do you think going topless will help that? There's also a reason we can't just walk around nude all the time. I think it's a safe bet that men are more aroused by boobs than girls are of muscle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Women have indeed been charged with rape - http://www.inquisitr.com/36076/woman-charged-with-raping-torturing-man-with-hot-curling-iron/ If it were widely acceptable for women to swim/sunbathe topless then the ones who would feel uncomfortable doing so could wear a bikini top, one-piece, etc. And that would not be going nude. Torsos =/= genitals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay that's one. But still, very close to all rapes are from guys. And obviously it's easier for a guy to rape a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard of many more female rapists; this is just the first link I found.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RAPE IS NOT ABOUT SEXUAL GRADIFICATION. POWER! WHY DOES NO ONE GET THIS? AND YES THIS NEEDS TO BE IN CAPS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? So every rape that has ever happened was because of power? I find that to be total bull shit. I'm sure there are plenty of rapes that happened because the guy couldn't hold back his boner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus Christ, curling-iron? *shudders*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inorite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I almost want to press that link, but my disgust outweighs my curiosity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard a horrible story involving a curling iron and a girl. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is probably one of the most ignorant things I've read in a while, and I was trolling on a creationism forum the other day. Study after study have proven that females commit rape/sexual abuse almost as often as men do, but because of our culture, as well as the courts automatically siding with the female in almost every case, barely any rape or sexual abuse cases where the attacker was female are taken to court. This is because of embarrassment on the victim's part (especially if they are male), and also because of the extreme bias toward females being perceived as always being the victim in sex-related cases.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeahh! no chest clothes! giggity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cause that bitch eve had to eat from the forbidden fruit and humans suddenly became ashamed of their nakedness. this is why women belong in the house and must do everything for men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about we all stop wearing clothes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that entirely would just be the best for all of us. Execpt easy risers. That wouldn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to lemonparty.org and you'll think differently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh nice try. How about meatspin.com mylazysundays.org giant cheese taco. lolfish. Sir, do not try to beat me in the dirty website section.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bluewaffle.com goatse.cx 2 girls 1 cup 2 men 1 horse Kids In a Sandboc BME pain Olympics BITCH PLEASE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Time to clear my computer history....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1 guy 1 screwdriver.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD. How?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anthony made it POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well sweetie, when two internets love each other very much they make a special phone call to the stork, who sends out one of his underlings with a basket. In the basket is a little baby post, which they lovingly raise until it is ready to take on the traditional family role of POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually wear a shirt around the pool. If a girl wants to see what's underneath, she better convince me to put a ring on her finger!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOAH WAIT! Did something you say actually just make sense?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Welcome to the dark side, Lanz. Could you change the lightbulb? I've been bumping into people for the past hour now... OOP! Sorry, Credetemi!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 12 and I know what this is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

said the idiot who says in the first line of his bio that he is supposedly 15 and sexy...pick a story a stick with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a joke... Like when people say "I'm 12 and what is this" I said "I'm 12 and I know what this is" basically saying all 12 year olds know what this is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Picture trying to converse with a guy if you didn't, and there's your reason

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just go to Brazil, bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From the way this is worded, I think the person was trying to say that it's weird that guys don't have to cover up, not the other way around... Did no one else see it that way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that instead of letting the girls go topless (which is something I wouldn't want to do, and probably a lot of girls wouldn't want to do) we should make the guys have to cover up also. But that's if we want equality, and this isn't an issue of equality. This is an issue of covering up what sexually stimulates the other gender. Although chest muscles might be a turn-on to some girls, it's very likely not overwhelming and girls don't exactly have a handy little indicator, if you know what I mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most men wear shirts, I've haven't seen half-naked men in public, and they do sell swimshirts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I meant cover up as in the pool, not in everyday life, because people do that anyway. Also, I know you can buy a swimshirt, I'm just saying that if we want equality so much, we should make it a requirement for men to wear swimshirts in the pool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can we all just attend a nudist beach or go skinny dipping or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you see a nipple? It would only count if you saw a nipple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um...Anthony?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. ... jk. It's me, Chauncy. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The reason why they have to be covered up on women and not men is because breasts are secondary sex characteristics. They have a role in reproduction as they produce milk for the baby once it is born. On the other hand, a mans chest is not considered a secondary sex characteristic because it serves no purpose. So just as everyone has to cover up their bottom half, women have to cover up their tops as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes! And I also heard somewhere that men are turned on to breasts because of when they were fed as babies by them, and that has some role in the sexual arousal with breasts. But I'm not sure, it seems a little weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, because that makes complete sense. Male's voices dropping is a secondary sex characteristic, should they have to talk high to pretend it never happened? They start growing facial hair, and other body hair. Should they have to wear face coverings so as to hide their facial hair? No. Your argument is aweful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is your spelling. Also, swimlax's argument is valid. The deepening of the male voice and the growing of facial hair is not purely for reproductive purposes, but the growing of breasts is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's with all the negative POTD's here lately?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Anthony wants to remind us this site isn't just for copying jokes and making puns. This is a site for opinions too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, but it is the puns and jokes that make this site awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't the puns and jokes merge with opinions? Why must they be seperate types of posts? Can we not make our opinions jokes and our jokes opinions?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because then the jokes are less funny, unless they are artfully crafted

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a joke can't be crafted to fit the format then why would you post it here in the first place? You wouldn't go to FML and submit "Today I won a million dollars. FML" or MLIA and submit "Today I woke up. MLIA" would you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't mean crafted to fit the format, i mean crafted to put across a strong opinion while still remaining funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't have to be a strong opinion. An opinion at all is pretty much all you need to keep it from being a control+v joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Consider the following. Say you had a picture of a girl that was topless. Now, if you photoshopped a guy's nipples over the girl's nipples, would it still be considered obscene?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, there are more to boobs than just the nipples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like something that could be quoted from an epic story or great philosopher. Luke: "But Obi-Wan, I... I can't do it, I'm not strong enough..." Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Remeber Luke, there is more to a boob then just the nipple..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*than

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And yet, in media you're allowed to show all parts of a girl's boobs but the nipples and nobody cares.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Say you had a picture of a girl that was topless. Now, if you photoshopped a guy's nipples over the girl's nipples just why the fuck did you ruin that picture of a topless girl?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Female chest is actually considered a sex organ. Also males are in general less mature at any age (I know, I'm a male) and react a bit differently then a girl would to a guys chest. That's my opinion at least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this your way of telling us that you have a small penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. I bought a hummer for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well played.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you as well, clever username man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hasn't anyone heard of a nude beach?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard Europe has a lot of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the male chest was private, such as women ARE attracted to abs. what if it was a social norm to be uncovered.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's strange how OP doesn't know how the fuck apostrophes work, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ignoring the It's I see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even if it becomes legal for women to be topless none of them will be. its legal to be topless in your house in front of friends but no girl will just do that... except for le sexytimes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe in the futer girls won't have to. Should I hop on my time macne and check it out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

l8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's an advert for fish dating at the bottom of the page. Why would I want to date a fish? Anyway clearly none of you have been to the south of france :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's society. And why is this PoTD???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/31642/1380860

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.....the first comment?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the second. It sort of fits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Thanks. Jerk. Just kidding. Buts seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My butt will never be serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Sorry about that typo people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We should be able go dont use tops and still feel free, i want a hole tan without going to a nude beach

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I want to understand a comment without having to read it three times over...proper grammar is not that hard, I assure you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im to sorry to* whole*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gurl whatchu talkin bout cuz imma gurl n i cova my chest cuz i gawt tataas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

please use english

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boobies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's debatable since if you choose to ignore the etiquette then you might somehow have a point, but might as well drop the clothes idea altogether with this logic...so I choose to remain neutral on this one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck is this POTD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is strange is that girls cover their chests at all, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's because a girls chest is associated with something sexual while a guys chest isn't necessarily.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

abit late there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry if it was already said I just didn't feel like going through 210 different comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah don't worry about it. Someone said it and everyone agred then I said it and explained it more and people decided I was more worth arguing against.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The posts of the day kinda suck lately..amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boobs are not sexual organs and mens nipples are just boobs that don't grow. I don't think it should be that big a deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how are boobs not sexual organs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, they aren't used for sex or reproduction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No? Is the breast not an erogenous zone? Does it not produce milk for newborns?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It isn't a sexual organ. It is a vital one for the offspring once they are born, but is not a sexual organ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that they play no part in any type of sexual development or activities whatsoever?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys have nipples too. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just imagined a really buff guy in a bikini.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or we could all wear nipple tassels and call it a day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we are expected to cover our sexual organs. men only have the penis. women have boobs and vagina.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about you, but all the guys and girls i know also have butts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can legally walk around without anything up top if I want. I don't know what states you're all in, but upstate New York allows it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago