I'm so handsome that women throw themselves at my feet, amirite?

No one knows who the heck you are

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hun, it may be that they aren't throwin themselves at your feet, they may've fainted due to your ugliness

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Amen

by Anonymous 15 years ago

hahaha I agree!!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Nahh, more like they're throwing up on your feet after seeing your face.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

maybe the OP really is that handsome hahahahhahahaha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ok then.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

OP i know what your talkin about and it gets kinda annoying when there ugly chicks like every one who hated on your post obvi is are the ones doing the throwing

by Anonymous 15 years ago

They won't if you keep talking like that.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Honestly I would never throw myself at a guy that would have an IQ so low as to post this on a website without including a picture. Just face it, your stupid.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*You're You fail. Horrifically. You're calling someone else stupid, and you make a grammar error. Nice going, moron.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

um... Its a website- not an english paper. Nobody cares and only a total loser would have the time to notice that anyway...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It is indeed a website. very good. however, do address your claim that nobody cares about grammar i present exhibit A: http://www.amirite.net/28570

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Just because this is the internet doesn't mean we should forget everything we should have learned in before reaching middle school. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how no one knows who you are, or what you look like, but everyone said "no way!" to this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well I know that only a absolute stuck-up loser would ever say that about themselves

by Anonymous 14 years ago

con-CEITED.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hi, Billy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(OP): Fuck you! Oh wait, I'm sorry, i take that back.. No self-respecting woman would ever wanna fuck with an arrogant bastard like yourself. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Maybe his feet will work as smelling salts so I wake up... [faints]" - Any women being talked about by the OP

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OP - you are so full of yourself it's funny. General consensus - FAIL.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG you can tell?????????

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah and you are so humble that people who stand in a 75 foot radius of you faint within 2 seconds of being there because of your presence. Asshole.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They throw themselvs at your feet because they can't stand to look at you so they try to drag you down and murder you. It's basic knowledge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe women just like your feet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You need help, NOW!!!

by Anonymous 9 years ago