+572 When you eat something, say chicken, your body produces enzymes called nucleases that break down nucleaic acids and use them to build your own nucleaic compounds. In other words your DNA is made of said chicken. You ARE what you eat, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay I had to read that two or three times because at first I thought you were telling us to say "chicken" when we eat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my Rowling... Me too. I actually said "Chicken" several times out loud trying to figure it out because the rest of the post was too long and I was lazy *facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...... So Voldermort is a unicorn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought that too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I eat chicken, therefore I am chicken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then wouldn't humans all be cannibals?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. You are what you eat, not you eat what you are. There's a difference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well if we are what we eat, then we can only be humans if we ate humans amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not all humans eat humans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice grammar and spelling. ~Your friendly neighborhood Grammar Hitler.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agreed only because I want this internet points O__O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is funny because of that fact that your username is "PhilosophicalPizza" But you also asked to homepage this post. I am torn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I read this, I was hearing Bill Nye's voice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. I really dislike him. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's nuclei not nucleases, you idiot. Trying to sound smart doesn't work when you get it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, the enzyme is called nuclease. You are obviously trying to sound smart by correcting someone, but sorry, it didn't work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@508402 (LittleMexico): This is ironic because it is spelled NUCLEUS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Grammar Nazi VII): No, it's not. The enzyme is spelled nuclease, nucleus is something completely different.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha oops

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am hot cheetos .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so Billy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your dna matched the code of the chicken and spread that to every cell, then yes. But, i don't have a chicken's genetic code, so no. You are retarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*nucleus*, not nucleas

by Anonymous 13 years ago