+119 Guys: If you became a girl for a day, the best case scenario would be that she had a dildo, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always wondered what it would be like to be a guy. I think that having a penis would be weird, just having it hanging around between my legs :S

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would just sit in my room and play with my new boobs all day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think best case scenario would be if she had a camera AND a dildo...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The two things that girls alway wonder about boys are: What their orgasms are like, & why can they only cum the once. We assume it must be amazing, as they spend their whole time talking about it, & how much they want it. And what it feels like to get kicked in the balls. They make such a fuss when they get their precious little testicles hit or squeezed, we can’t help but wonder how bad it can possibly be. Personally, I don’t want to know what a boy’s orgasm is like: it last only a few seconds, with half a dozen contractions, & then their penis goes limp & numb. Pathetic. And I definitely don’t want to know what being kicked in the balls feels like! There’s nothing on a girl’s body anywhere near as sensitive as a testicle, & I’m very glad about that! I wouldn’t mind being able to pee standing up, though! In a girl’s body, a boy would spend all day masturbating: having a year’s worth of orgasms in one day would be irresistible to him. Unless there was a football match on, in which case he would have a 2 hour break to watch it, & just masturbate during the breaks!

by Anonymous 5 months ago