The story 'The hare and the tortoise', does not have the moral of, slow and steady wins the race... It's in fact 'you snooze you lose'. amirite?

+607 The story 'The hare and the tortoise', does not have the moral of, slow and steady wins the race... It's in fact 'you snooze you lose'. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was "Don't be an overconfident douche and take a nap in the middle of a fucking race".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was "it's ok to cheat"

by Anonymous 13 years ago