Also about Travel+9Please make sure you seatbelt is securely fastened at this time. To fasten, insert the loose metal buckle into the holder. Tighten so it fits firmly around your waste. To fasten, pull the.. I KNOW THIS ALREADY!!! amirite?
Also about straight male+64As a perfectly straight male, The worse possible commercial to come on while your on the couch with your lady is those bod body commericials with all the hot shirtless guys. And you look over and she has her best poker face on like o___o, amirite?
Also about straight male-2A clothes store is not complete without having employed a homosexual man to make awkward comments towards every single straight male in sight, amirite?
Also about flight attendant+577If a flight attendant asked "Can anyone here fly a plane?", and nobody volunteered, I would.
I mean, what the hell, amirite?
Also about flight attendant+667A flight attendant apparently got on the PA, cussed out the passengers, grabbed a beer, and left out of the emergency slide, which sucks for me, because now if I want to quit a job I hate, I've got to find a cooler way to do it than that. amirite?
Also about straight male+49If you think about it, you can't have a straight male masseur with returning customers, amirite?
Also about Travel-49Fuck off goverment, you CANT force us to close our bars and restaurants... I know i didnt do any international travel. Way to go airport security, if they wernt so busy mesuring our dicks thru the x ray machine they may actually have saved lives. My point is , is that goverment and travel regulations got us into this mess , why would we listen to anything they say, if i dont work , i cant pay rent , and i die of starvation, sooo... Ill take my chances with corona, amirite?
Also by KarmicBalance-3You've posted an amirite? story on Facebook as your status before. amirite?
Also about Travel+28How children learn how to swear.... driving with their parents through traffic "You Fking Moron! wait your turn you Fking As*hole!" .... "Oh no! Honey don't repeat that!", amirite?
Also about straight male+21If my friend(a straight male) tells me(also a straight male) he's in a relationship, it is perfectly acceptable to ask him who the lucky fella is, amirite?
Also by KarmicBalance+9Men are afraid of women because they can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing that they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into, amirite?
Also about flight attendant+238What the flight attendant says "Please be careful when opening overhead compartments, as items may have shifted during the flight" What the flight attendant means "Shift happens...", amirite?