You can tell how well off someone is by what word they use for money. Rich people call their money "assets". Average people call it "cash". Poor people call it "dough", and even poorer people call it "that green papery stuff", amirite?

What if you call it "money"?

Then you're very, very strange! I know this because I call it money.

If you're really really really poor, you'd call it "What's this?"

Anonymous +4Reply

Notorious rappers say paper

If you call it napkins, then HOLY SHIT you're rich.

I call it money too .

Anonymous +1Reply

Wow way to copy dimitri martin

Anonymous 0Reply

I don't ever watch Dimitri Martin so I'm pretty sure I'm not copying him. I thought of this when my rich friends dad said "assets".

This is Dimitri Martin's bit

Anonymous -1Reply