+466 You can tell how well off someone is by what word they use for money. Rich people call their money "assets". Average people call it "cash". Poor people call it "dough", and even poorer people call it "that green papery stuff", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if you call it "money"?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then you're very, very strange! I know this because I call it money.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I call it money too .

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you're really really really poor, you'd call it "What's this?"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow way to copy dimitri martin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't ever watch Dimitri Martin so I'm pretty sure I'm not copying him. I thought of this when my rich friends dad said "assets".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Notorious rappers say paper

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is Dimitri Martin's bit

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you call it napkins, then HOLY SHIT you're rich.

by Anonymous 14 years ago