+334 When you were little you would fall for some of the dumbest tricks that your parents pulled on you, Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What did you get me for Christmas? Come on, I won't tell anyone."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

go run a lap, ill time you= your annoying me,run around then ill pretend i actually counted

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom used to time me to get me to actually do things, like get something from my room or brush my teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad used to tell me he'd seen every episode of Road Runner, then prove it by telling me what happened next. I was a teenager before it occured to me that that's a really predictable show.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my parents threatened to leave me in Connecticut like they did with the "other kids that were misbehaving"- i started to cry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i was little, my mom tipped over a puppy to tell if it was male or female. i asked how she could tell, and she told me she looked at the bottom of its feet. it did not even occur to me how stupid that was until like, lat year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I live in San Jose where I have yet to see snow. My mom woke me up one day and said, "Look, it's snowing!" I got really excited and looked outside when my mom said, "April Fools!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"it's sad how they have to destroy the cities like that and kill innocent people just to make a movie, huh?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom has this vase and when I was little she used to tell me there was a genie living in it. I believed her for 3+ years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents put a walkie talkie in my closet and made ghost noises. ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The ice cream truck only plays the music when it's out of ice cream..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents said that too!! And also, when I first heard the ice cream truck I said, "Daddy, look, the music truck!" so he went along with it like it didn't sell ice cream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like my brother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If you don't let me take out that splinter, a whole tree will grow out of your hand!" I believed that one up to fifth grade...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"GOTCHA NOSE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago