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It'd be pretty awesome if the last word in The Bible was "sike", amirite?

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Now this is a story all about when,
My son named Jesus died for your sins.
Now I'd like to take an hour, just sit right down,
I'll tell you how you bloody humans ran my son out of town.

In central Jerusalem, born and raised,
Walking on water is how he spent most of his days.
Chillin' out, maxin', turnin' water into wine.
When some douchebag sinners crucified his behind.

After a couple of days, he was back up to good,
Walking right back into his neighborhood.
None of the locals could believe what they see;
The rising of the worlds most famous zombie.

you know it's "psych" right?

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@you know it's "psych" right?

I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song.

@shorkian I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song.

I'm going to go around saying that now. Teacher: "What is the correct way to conjugate this verb in Spanish?" Me: "I have no idea." Teacher: "The answer is ____." Me: "I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song." And no one will know what I'm talking about, but it will be darn funny!

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +8Reply
@shorkian I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure, so I wrote a song.

I liked the song. It was a very nice one. m/(_)m/

mlpanda13s avatar mlpanda13 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@mlpanda13 I liked the song. It was a very nice one. m/(_)m/

Thank you, but I feel like I could've come up with a better rhyme than "sins" and "when".

@you know it's "psych" right?

nope, in this context it's "sike". Or at least that's how we spell it where I come from

Anonymous 0Reply

LMFAO. These comments just made my week. Thank you.

Anonymous +6Reply

Nooo I know they sound the same, but sike just looks better in my opinion.

Ahahaha this made me laugh. Sike sounds much better than psych, btw.

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