Awshit, I accidentally clicked NW. Now I can't retract my vote! (I don't masturbate)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I accidentally voted too. /: I don't masturbate, either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't "no way" still be accurate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A little I guess haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't masturbate either but I still clicked 'No Way'. As was said, though, it'd still be accurate because if you don't masturbate, then you probably haven't hurt yourself masturbating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh darn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it takes some figuring out at first, right? You have to figure out what feels good and what's just plain uncomfortable. [At least for chicks, anyway...]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My words of wisdom: If you want to have semen in your smoothie, make sure you put it in there with the machine turned OFF.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too many times in one day can give injuries similar to rug burns

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Has anyone else read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just now thanks to you. Gag. Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nasty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good story

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-69 ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just read it, it's terrible :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's delightfully disgusting. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I couldn't finish it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i didn't know it would be so graphic, but i couldn't stop reading it, ahaha(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you should give me a hand ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've rubbed my girlie bit sore before, but that's not an injury. Nail scratches are about the closest to that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can give me a hand too ;]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure I'm willing to go for "puma" status, th3round1, but thanks for the offer xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's probably better that you didn't , i'm now scarred for life D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have some of the skin on my dick missing from last night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idrk what that means but i guess its a no. Thats rather unfortunate. Not that u could only use one hand anyway but still..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my goddd. Just read it. that was awful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What has dismayed me here is the number of girls who are too shy to admit that they masturbate. I cannot reveal my profession on this site for ethical reasons, but I have almost two decades of experience with women’s sexual response & associated problems, covering almost 10,000 cases. I deal with topics such as sexual dysfunction, sexual assault, relationship guidance, masturbation, etc, from a medical & psychological standpoint, & the number of women who have genuinely never masturbated is vanishingly small: statistically irrelevant. I would go so far as to say that masturbation is an absolutely vital part of a girl’s preparation for sex: if don’t know about your own body’s sexual response, how on earth are you going to teach your future lovers how to satisfy you? The sooner we rid ourselves of our sexual hangups, the better it will be for us, our partners, our children, & society as a whole. And to answer the original question, no. But I’ve treated many cases where women, & men, have hurt themselves both physically & mentally.

by Anonymous 7 months ago