+306 Small dog owners: You hate it when you accidentally trip over your dog and you hear your dog get hurt, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it humorous that this doesn't happen with cat owners. At least, not in my experience. They are the same size or maybe slightly bigger as a small dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But they're don't faover, they just kinda worm away or claw you legs off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So why are small dogs not agile, or something, do you think?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They aren't designed like cats. Cats are more nimble and dogs are just dense and clumsier.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never thought about it that way for some reason. Thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cat owners are lazy and therefore walk slower than upbeat dog owners. That's my theory anyway. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no comeback.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Other dog owners: You're proud you have a real dog

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As opposed to all these imaginary dogs they seem to be talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, she's a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially if it's a service dog, and //especially// if you did it in public. God, the looks I got...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a big dog and this STILL happens. Usually in dark hallways in the middle of the night

by Anonymous 13 years ago