I love how glasses can just change a whole identity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if they'd pick it if he ever wore contacts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? In those teen movies, take off a nerdy girl's glasses & she becomes a hot babe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he wears glasses, so it's totally legit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He makes various facial expressions at speeds higher than we can comprehend, which make his face blurry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he gets up close to Lois all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally look like a different person with my glasses on lol. Especially if I would change my hair up when I did have them on. But still, Superman looks obvious. Super buff guy who just disappears out of no where and looks like a bird, no a plane, no Superman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously, Superman is an idiot and his girlfriend is an even bigger idiot. "Oh, hi, I'm Lois Lane. I'm an ace reporter. This is my boyfriend Clark. I have a crush on Superman and write stories in the paper about him all the time, so I get up close and personal with him. But for some reason Clark is never around to see him... oh well!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember posting this exact same thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago