Also about santa claus+81The song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" is about Dad wearing a costume, but we perpetuate to children the idea that Mommy is a cheater instead. amirite?
Also about penguins, north pole, and south pole+572Its annoying when people say Canadians are so stupid and that we should go play with our " Penguins". Well the joke is on them because Penguins aren't in the North pole..... They are in the South pole. Who are the stupid ones now ? amirite?
Also about north and south pole+8When the North and South pole finally meet, they're gonna have a lot to talk about over a beer and some hot dogs, amirite?
Also about south pole+26What's with movies and midgets? "The Wizard of Oz" has muchkins; "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" has oopma-loompas; and "Elf" has 'the mean south pole elf' (Miles Finch). amirite?
Also by Rocky+228In Australia, you are confronted with a different sort of mob. They surround you, pockets full of danger, naked and unashamed. They don't need guns, only their feet. Before you can call for help, you're on the ground, belongings scattered, then they bounce, amirite?
Also about santa and north pole+25Santa probably spends a lot of his time watching North Pole dancers, amirite?
Also by Rocky+225You don't think you look attractive or ugly; you look in the mirror and see...you. That's why no one is a good judge of their own attractiveness, amirite?
Also by Rocky+680It's weird that pumpkin pie is a Thanksgiving tradition, not a Halloween one, amirite?