+195 Why do only crackers stay at the Ritz? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because only white people are able to afford it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, this is a stupid pun-OHHHHHHH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't this (or something similar) in one of Bo Burnham's songs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think so

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a shocked sherlock. what son? rosa parks didnt call shot gun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

here's a bit of irony, a ford focus driver's got ADD. How'd I come to master all these things? Well, like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago