+468 Back in the times when sex before marriage was illegal and masturbation was frowned upon, the "wedding night" probably only lasted about 5 seconds, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well just because it was illegal and frowned upon doesnt mean it didnt occur....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet they took advantage of that night

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's still longer than I last now. And anyone who says "totes"....nothing they say matters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha awwwwwww. I was on urbandictionary and the word was "totes mcgoats" (totally) and I use it all the time:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm... what country do you live in and when was it ever illegal to have sex before marriage?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats what I was thinking!

by Anonymous 13 years ago